A proposal for punishment of virus writers

[DS1]

While I'm aware that they force M$s hand and hope that they deliver better software, I propose that the following occur to convicted writes.

They are to be covered in a salt solution, dropped in a thick burlap sack and attached to the back of an ATV, at which point they are to be dragged through the thickest available forest, with the driver instructed to make as many turns between trees as possible.

After which, they are steamed, then soaked in gasoline and lit on fire for the entire world to see.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Spammers too!

[DS1]

2. Spammers don't bring entire networks of morons to your door

when you work in IT.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. You got a good point there

Maybe you could set up a moron trap... kinda like a mouse trap. That'd be fun!!

[DS1]

7. Like a one dimensional rubik's keypad linked to a trap door?

With a remote trigger under my desk.

Fuck it, put a trap door under their office chairs, so if they pick up the phone and get stupid they get 'the door'. Bah, just make my extension number the trigger.

[Mistress Quickly]

3. OK by me.... n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Typical liberal soft on crime leniency

[trof]

6. Yeah. Wimp!

[Padraig18]

8. No testicle crushing or ripping off of nipples???

What a wimp you are! :P

[DS1]

9. You're just obsessed with nuts. My punishment is enough, although

my Uniform Code of Martin's Justice explicitly permits my minions to add any form of non-lethal punishment to the process of virus writer execution - barring that anything done above and beyond said instructions does not induce death. All convictees must live to the gasoline and fiery finale.