An accent joke

[Dookus]

*WARNING: THIS JOKE CONTAINS AN ETHNIC LINGUISTIC STEREOTYPE*

Two new guys, one of them Chinese, arrive on a construction site to start work. The foreman tells the Chinese man "You're in charge of supplies" and the other guy, "you're in charge of cleaning up around here."

The boss goes out for a few hours and when he comes back, he sees the site is all cleaned up, but there are no supplies anywhere. He asks the other man "Where's the other guy? Where are the supplies?" The worker replies "I don't know.... he took off right after you left, and I haven't seen him since."

The boss starts looking around for the missing workman. Can't find him anywhere. He goes over to the tool shed, opens it up, and the chinese man jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!".


ok.... you can spank me now. Please. I mean it.

[Booberdawg]

1. Boooooooooooooo Hiss!

:spank:



;-)

[Dookus]

2. c'mon... admit it...

ya laughed a little, didn't ya?

it helps to hear it told out loud.

[Booberdawg]

6. Yes I did

I already knew the joke as soon as I started reading it. heard it several years ago and it's hysterical to hear someone do it in person. ;)

[On the Road]

3. OK, I Laughed!

I'll have to tell my Chinese girlfriend so she can smack me.

Actually, though, this should be a Japanese joke. They're the ones that have one consonant halfway between L and R.

[Dookus]

4. ahh!

then please, change it accordingly.

It was told to me this way.

[phaseolus]

5. So this airman, in the south pacific in WWII...

... gets shot down. He's hurt pretty bad, but they manage to rescue him and take him to a hospital in Australia. He wakes up, still in a lot of pain, and asks the nurse "Did they bring me here to die?"

"Naw, they brought ya here yes-ta-die."



Maybe not the world's funniest, but my dad told me it was a popular joke in the south pacific in WWII...