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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:02 PM
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I just got my neighbor's mail by mistake.
The mail carrier accidentally put my neighbor's mail in my mailbox. It's a big manilla envelope that says "Presidential Photo Enclosed, Do Not Bend" with a bush*/cheney* re-(s)election sticker on the front. I thought there was a law against peddling this kind of smut! Should I take it over to him?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:02 PM
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1. run it over with your car first
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:04 PM
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2. Open it and replace the photo with a pic of Kerry.
;)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:05 PM
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3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WONDERFUL IDEA!!!
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:08 PM
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8. I'll see if I can find a way to steam it open
I don't think I have a presidential looking pic of Kerry, but I'll go look for one. :-)
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:26 PM
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16. Don't do that. That could land you in jail.
Unless the guy is your buddy or something.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 07:30 PM
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21. Just pick one
That picture of Kerry playing ice hockey is more presidential than anything they have of Shrub.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:05 PM
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4. Yeah, deliver it. But print out a copy of the Bush resume
that appeared on Buzzflash, and paperclip it to the manila envelope as well.

Then ask him later if he would hire that guy for a job...
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:07 PM
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6. That's a great idea!
I just might do that! :-)
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MSgt213 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:06 PM
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5. That's unsolicted Junk Mail or Spam through it away your neighbor will
thank you.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:08 PM
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7. The honorable thing to do is deliever it untouched
My suggestion is to shit on it then put it in the mailbox and let it sit over night!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:09 PM
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9. SNARF!
how do you get scotch out of a keyboard
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Nashyra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:35 PM
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18. If I was drinking anything it would be on my keyboard too
That was too good! Overnight and pray for hot weather.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:44 PM
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19. Oh my bad, please send your bills to get a new keyboard my way
After I wrote it I thought it was kinda of gross. Glad some people got a kick out of it. But seriously, that's the only logically solution to that problem.

Shit on shit, isn't that how the old saying goes?
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:10 PM
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10. I say deliver it in person
And then ask why your neighbor supports Bush? You never know, you could have a mind-opening conversation! Use every chance you're given! (Heck, or make some chances!)
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:10 PM
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11. Take the photo...
and wipe your ass with it. Replace it in the envelope and deliver it to your neighbor. :)
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TNDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:18 PM
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12. Call Kerry's office and get him put on their mailing list.
You can deliver the Bush thing or not but if you do put him on Kerry's list, just put it in his mailbox and don't hand deliver it or he will know how he got on the Kerry list.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:18 PM
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13. Take him his mail and include the President's pic


not an image of the imposter occupying the WH and fucking up the planet.
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meti57b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:19 PM
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14. bend it.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:20 PM
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15. You have to give it to him untouoched
it is a federal offense to tamper with the US Mail
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:28 PM
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17. Exactly. And, practice the Golden Rule, too.
What if your neighbor had mistakenly received a piece of your mail?

:-)
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 06:56 PM
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20. Put it in his mailbox. Then put a liberal piece of mail addressed to you
in his mailbox and see if he returns it to you. If he doesn't, start a conversation "wondering" where it might have gone.
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 10:11 PM
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22. Cut the guy a break. . . it could be a mistake
My parents got one of these last week and they're registered Democrats! They just have the bad misfortune to live in a heavily repug area.
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