Freeper tagline that makes very little sense

[ButterflyBlood]

sure few of them do, but still, this one:

"John Kerry: The only person to ever fight on both sides of THREE wars."

what the hell?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Does anything make sense over there?

[Bunny]

9. Hi GOP!!!

Did you get back to Texas okay? Not too corrupted by your big trip North?

[fudge stripe cookays]

2. How'd he vote on going to Afghanistan?

That'd be my guess. But David is right.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. zzzzz

:boring:

[rusty charly]

4. oh like smirky

didn't "play both sides" too. he "served" but he didn't serve.

[flamingyouth]

5. I prefer this one: "W: He didn't fight at all" n/t

[liberalhistorian]

11. LOL! Good one!

Or how about: "W: He let others do the fighting for him, then and now!"

[DrWeird]

6. I'm assuming:

Vietnam- because he fought the Vietnamese and later became antiwar.

Afghanistan

and

Iraq- because he supports the war but is a democrat.

[Tina H]

7. Kerry's Iraq vote is troubling

score 1 (out of 3) for the freeper.

[strategery blunder]

16. Still an F (nt)

[Shrek]

8. Vietnam - 1st Gulf War - Latest Iraq War

That's my guess.

[liberalhistorian]

10. WTF is that supposed to mean?

These stupid ignorant brain-dead repuke freakers never cease to amaze me. Their man not only didn't serve at all, he did everything he could, including using his family name and money, to get out of Vietnam and get a nice, cushy stateside job reading magazines in the National Guard office when he was on "active duty." And everyone in his cabinet, except for Powell, are also all draft dodgers, armchair warriors who've never spent one fucking day in a uniform. Like Dickwad "I had other priorities during Vietnam" Cheney. ALL of them chickenhawk pussies. Kerry not only actually served, but ASKED to serve in Vietnam, refusing to take the easy way out by using his family name, money, and connections to weasel out of his obligation, and he served with honor as his military records firmly demonstrate. But that's not good enough for these fuckwads, who've likely also never spent a day in uniform; they prefer to let others do the fighting and dying for them while they sit around as "armchair warriors." My uncle, a marine in Vietnam for two years, has nothing but contempt for every single one of these people in the administration, and for all chickenhawks and armchair warriors as well.

And speaking of freeper sig lines-here's one I saw once on Freak Republic, aka Der Frei Republik, aka Free Republic: The new CCCP-Clinton, Chirac, Chretien and Putin.

Never mind that two out of the four aren't even in power anymore, for Christ's sake!!!!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[ButterflyBlood]

12. two of the scariest I saw:

"Zell Miller is the only DC Democrat not committing treason"
"If you're not voting for Bush, you're voting for the terrorists"

[liberalhistorian]

13. Guess I have a different definition of

treason than they do, then. And I'm sorry, but anyone who votes for Shrub is committing treason as far as I'm concerned.

[lpbk2713]

14. You're looking for logic where it doesn't exist.

It's not in them.

[MAlibdem]

15. I believe they are referring to...

His fighting in Vietnam and then objecting

His vote against Gulf War and then praising

His vote for Iraq War and then vote against $87 billion and criticism of its implementation.



Not saying they're right...just what im guessing they're going for.