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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:01 PM
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CAPTION the peacenik
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:03 PM
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1. "Waiter ...
Two beers for my friend and me."

Or, how about:

"Where's the toilet? I gotta make ..."
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:03 PM
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2. i had 2 cavities!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:05 PM
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3. Karl designed this flight suit to prove i got this many
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:07 PM
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4. I'm number ONE!
:bounce:
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:12 PM
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9. LOL!
:bounce: That was brilliant!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:07 PM
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5. "That's how many wings the plane has! SWOOOOOOOOOSH! Weeeeee!"
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:09 PM
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6. Hey, George! How many socks in your crotch?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:10 PM
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7. W. is "thinking": "You want a peace sign? Here's your peace sign! . . .
Edited on Fri Apr-30-04 01:12 PM by skip fox
Yeah, yeah, 'Give peace a chance' and all like that. You bet. . . . I'll give it the chance to be a starving mongrel . . . or a rabbit with a semi bearing down on it . . . or some nut throwing himself off a building. . . or some poor loser holding off the SWAT squad with a pistol. . . . You bet I'll give peace a chance!"
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:12 PM
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8. The guy behind W is saying, "What A Shithead"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-04 01:41 PM
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10. How many brothers will be counting 80% of the vote this November?
2 not counting Jeb, of course


Todd and Bob Urosevich ... one works for ES&S, the other for Diebold ... how conveeeeeenient ....

“Diebold’s extensive service infrastructure allowed us to provide the necessary training and support to poll workers across the state,” said Bob Urosevich, president, Diebold Election Systems

Todd Urosevich
ES&S, Vice President, Customer Support

Todd's involvement in the election industry dates back to our nation's Bi-Centennial year with his very first election equipment installation in Buchanan County Missouri (which includes St. Joseph, Missouri and the home of Jesse James). Todd's career responsibilities eventually included over 17 years as Vice President of Customer Service for both American Information Systems, Inc. (AIS) and ES&S. He is currently Vice President, Customer Support at Election Systems and Software.


http://www.rense.com/general52/bros.htm
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