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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 02:44 PM
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My top 5 reasons why Chimpy would never go on The Daily Show
1. Jon is a Jew, and his people killed Jeebus....
2. Jon would laugh at him, not with him, AT him
3. There isn't enough room on the couch for Cheney
4. He would be afraid Jon would make him cry
5. Jon's questions are too hard

Feel free to add to the list...
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 02:46 PM
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1. Not enough time in the segment for * to put together an answer ...
to what his name is!
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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 03:11 PM
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2. #6. Chimpy is an idiot...
...but I guess that's kind of implied.
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sundancekid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 03:52 PM
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3. # 7. "Indecision 2004?" Jon didn't get the neo-con Decision 2004 Memo
:silly:
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 04:41 PM
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4. Jon's not a JD drinker
his staff just stocks Seagram's, and Chimpy's picky about his tipple. Plus he heard there were pretzels in the green room.
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