Damn it, my wife always wants to have sex with me

[trumad]

during football games, the Sopranos, while I'm on DU! What's a guy to do? :shrug:

[SmileyBoy]

1. And this is a bad thing... how???

:D

[Robb]

2. I have the exact same problem

...Your wife always wants to have sex with me, too. :evilgrin:


(rimshot)

[WillParkinson]

4. OK, now wait a sec...

She can't be THAT desperate. She wants BOTH of you? Yeah, I so see that happening!

[WillParkinson]

3. You could always take out a personal ad....

Wanted:

Strapping young men to help me satisfy my wife.

Need help during Soprano's, football games and every other Wednesday and Sunday.

[supernova]

6. I could do this

Besides, the strapping young men leave me with a smile on my face a mile wide and no dirty laundry to pick up. ;-)

[LadeJarl]

8. I think what he really is saying is..

"My wife never wants to have sex with me!, Help me!"

[Seldona]

5. Ravage her.

Leave her in a quivering heap.

Then gently kiss her on the forhead, and wish her good night. Or good afternoon/morning as the case may be.

Maybe bring her something to drink.

Damn, the kids are home....

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

7. send her over to my house

but NOT while the Red Sox are on k?

[Sheriff85]

9. What are you complaining about?

One time I decided not to initiate sex. Let my wife do it. Four years later I gave up. You want to trade?

[Commendatori]

10. and your wallet's too full of hundreds and your gold watch is too heavy?

Cry me a river, friend :)

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