I'm working on a new song parody. Any comments/suggestions?
You sing it to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas."
VERSE 1:
There's a chickenhawk from Texas who's now the president. Though he lost the election, the end results were bent. His top advisers seem more like a gang of violent hoods. He takes from the poor and gives to the rich like a backward Robin Hood.
CHORUS:
He's the biggest goddamned doofus the planet ever knew. To think that he's the president just makes me sad and blue. You may speak of Warren Harding or of Adams, John Quincy. But the chickenhawk from Texas is the worst we'll ever see.
VERSE 2:
He used his daddy's power to keep out of Vietnam. He joined the Texas Air Guard and soon went on the lam. Every business that he ever ran he turned right into junk. He's a worthless cokehead fratboy and a stupid bumbling drunk.
I love doing song parodies, and I'm pretty good at writing them, but I'm not familiar enough with this song to help. But I'm sure other folks will have some ideas for you.
I'd compare him to Dick Nixon But Nixon was too smart I'd compared him to Bill Clinton But he's not worth Clinton's fart I'd compare him to his daddy But he makes his daddy cry I'll compare him to some shit-striped shorts And it's no wonder why
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