This is my 300th post ask me anything....

[TOhioLiberal]

[Mattforclark]

1. What was your first post?

[TOhioLiberal]

2. Geez its been so long.....

Cant remember...Probably a 'hi all'

[Droopy]

3. Do you have a college education?

And if so, what was your major?

[TOhioLiberal]

5. Associates degree..

Small business management...

[strategery blunder]

4. Will there be an NHL strike next year?

Discuss here...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[TOhioLiberal]

7. Sorry...

I dont follow the NHL. Are they likely to?

[Mattforclark]

6. Here's a few more questions...

lawyer questions, to be exact:

You were there until the time you left, is that true?

The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Did he kill you?

How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Were you present when your picture was taken?

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

How many times have you committed suicide?

Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

[TOhioLiberal]

11. Um....

yes, 20 (duh), me (lol), gee can ya die twice?, really close almost touching, no my evil twin was though, yes, yes, once, hey trick question!.

How that covers it for ya

[The Lone Liberal]

8. Oysters?

Chew thoroughly or swallow quickly?

[TOhioLiberal]

12. swallow quickly..

yech!

[Mattforclark]

9. Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

[TOhioLiberal]

14. Yes..

You have to have a lot of patients...

[kwolf68]

10. Ok

yes or no?

[TOhioLiberal]

15. Yes..

But sometimes no. As Bob Dole would say when you ask him 'boxers or briefs': Depends!

[neverborn]

How are you tonight? :p

[TOhioLiberal]

16. Pretty good, how are you?

eom

[Kadie]

13. Why does my car make a clunking noise

when I back up on a small incline?

[TOhioLiberal]

17. Sorry...

I'm not mechanically inclined.

[Kadie]

19. Thanks anyway

Congrats on 300 posts

[TOhioLiberal]

21. Thanks...

if I keep this up I'll be at 400 VERY quickly.

[LostInAnomie]

18. Who is the best Simpsons character?

[TOhioLiberal]

20. I like Lisa..

She's smart, and probably a Democrat.

[Mattforclark]

22. How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TOhioLiberal]

24. I dont know...

how many chucks would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?

How may licks does it take to get to the middle of a toosie pop?

[Mattforclark]

2

It takes 2 licks.

1

2.

[Mattforclark]

38. NT

[Mattforclark]

23. Isn't conservatism simply another way of saying that people who

have power should keep it?

[TOhioLiberal]

25. probably..

I'll have to check...

[Mattforclark]

26. I'm uncomfortable about the topic; can't we just avoid it?

[TOhioLiberal]

28. sure...

Avoid it at you peril though...it aint going away!

[Mattforclark]

27. What countries are members of the EU?

[TOhioLiberal]

29. I have no Idea...

France & Germany I know...

[Mattforclark]

30. What's the difference between "classical" AI and "statistical" AI?

[TOhioLiberal]

33. whats AI? Artificial intelligence?

[Mattforclark]

35. Yes.

[Mattforclark]

31. How do I write APL using only ASCII?

[TOhioLiberal]

36. .....

[gyopsy]

32. What is your profession?

n/t

[TOhioLiberal]

37. My profession is..

unemployed...been outsourced..

[Mattforclark]

42. To what class planet?

[TOhioLiberal]

46. planet Canada.

worked an inbound call center. Turns out the job I did for 9.69 an hour someone in Canada will do for 7.00 an hour. But I'm SOOOOOOOO not bitter about it.

[Mattforclark]

34. How can I make homemade hummingbird nectar?

[TOhioLiberal]

39. well first...

You gotta figure out how to make homemade hummingbirds...

[Mattforclark]

40. Do you get the impression that I'm asking random questions from

random newsgroup FAQ's?

[TOhioLiberal]

43. I knew they were random...

...but from newsgroup FAQ's? some wierd stuff out there..

[Mattforclark]

41. And do you mind?

[TOhioLiberal]

44. well I did kinda ask for it

[Mattforclark]

45. If we have not yet discovered a method of seperating quarks from each

other in protons and neutrons, how did scientists discover that protons and neutrons were composed of quarks?

[TOhioLiberal]

48. Quark?

wasn't he the bartender on DS9?

[Mattforclark]

47. How does a laser cool something, as in producing a Bose-Einstein

condensate?

[TOhioLiberal]

50. getting that deer in the headlights look

'gee I wish you'd given me that question in advance (like everybody else did)

[Mattforclark]

52. lmao - maybe something will pop into your head.

[LostInAnomie]

49. Could God...

make a burrito so hot that even he himself couldnt eat it?

[TOhioLiberal]

54. I dont know...

..What I do know is *I'm* not eating it!

[EstimatedProphet]

51. OK...

1)6 times a number plus 3 times a 2nd number is equal to 30. The 2nd number is 3 times the first number.
What are the two numbers ?

2) What is the capitol of Switzerland?

3) What is the national anthem of Australia?

4) Can a person lick their own elbow?

5)What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees up, up it goes, and yet never grows?

[Mattforclark]

55. licking elbows...

I just tried it, and I can't seem to do it... Just... 1 inch out of reach. How depressing

[TOhioLiberal]

56. answers

1 Abramham Lincoln!
2 Geneuva
3 god save the queen?
4 Let me try...Nope!
5 I don't know...What?

[The Lone Liberal]

53. Preference in belly-buttons

Ins or outies?

[TOhioLiberal]

57. innies

[The Lone Liberal]

58. What do you think about a constitutional amendment.

Prohibiting pre-marital French kissing?

[TOhioLiberal]

59. I say no..

makes no sense.

[Endangered Specie]

60. I think a quick trek trivia question is in order:

How many times did picard and riker set autodestruct on the enterprise D, and for how long each time, and name the episodes.

And for extra bonus: Same question applied to Janeway and Voyager.

[TOhioLiberal]

61. Gee...

it embarasses me to say, I'm not sure...