The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in!

[NightTrain]

Film at eleven.

[Fenris]

1. I suppose that's the secret in "PopSecret"?

[camero]

2. I can't believe it's not butter

*munch munch munch*

[Gothic Sponge]

3. Damnit!

I never did trust that Orville Redenbacher guy!

Never trust anyone named Orville or Newt!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I remember when I worked at a movie theater

If you added enough Savoral (artifical flavor crap) you could make the popcorn turn bright orange. It was fine. Just bright orange and salty. Meanwhile, none of us even wanted to get the pump "butter" on our skin. My one manager once noted that fact while mentioning that half the staff would finish off a half eaten box of candy found of the floor but freak out if the "butter" touched them. It contained something described only as "anti-foaming agent." Oh yeah, and once a butter pump exploded and coated much of the lobby. That shit comes off the walls only with graffitti remover.

[loafie]

5. fake butter

I worked at a movie theater for 3 years and completely agree about the butter, really nasty stuff. We also used to add about 5 times the right amount of butter salt to make the popcorn so bright it glowed. It was damn good.

[frank frankly]

6. Kentucky Fried Movie!

[The Lone Liberal]

7. Tell me it aint so....

Joe?

[SarahB]

8. Are you reminiscing about your old Rocky Horror days again?

[no name no slogan]

9. Moscow in flames, missiles heading for New York....

film at eleven.

Or, my personal favorite:

"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven."



Here's hoping you never have to rely on "Big Jim Slade" to, um, "assist" you in your romantic exploits!