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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:07 PM
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I NEED SOME SPACE!!!!
My snoopy children just found something they shouldn't have. :mad: :grr: :crazy:
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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:11 PM
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1. details, details!
You'll fill us in, won't you?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:15 PM
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2. Use your imagination
I must hide now.
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:17 PM
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3. Is it battery powered?
Or is it of an herbal nature?

I have QUITE the imagination.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:18 PM
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5. battery
I think it's time for something with locks. :(
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:21 PM
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8. LMAO - oh you poor, poor thing.
I feel for you, I really do.

I don't know what would be more mortifying - a discovery by parents, or by children.

*L* Wooooweeeee - now's a good time for me to be thankful I live ALONE :)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:24 PM
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9. And it was my oldest too.
She figured it out. Now I have to have another talk later tongight. Oh Lord, help me.
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:30 PM
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14. Well at least she's a smart kid.
I don't envy you right now, sorry. Good luck with that talk.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:24 PM
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10. ROFLMAO!
OMG, I can't stop laughing! I'm sorry, I know it's not funny to you, but it sure is from THIS side of the fence! My almost 13-year-old son and I live with my parents, as we have since he was born, and I make sure I keep my little, ahem, toy, WELL-hidden so that sometimes I can't even find it. I don't know what would be worse, my mom or my son finding it!
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Purrfessor Donating Member (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 12:26 AM
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50. Wow! A battery-powered bong!
I didn't know they made such things.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:18 PM
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4. I WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET WHERE YOU TOLD ME TO!!
not MY fault they found me!!!!

:D
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:20 PM
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7. Is that what that strange noise was?
Hurry up and get back in there, slave boy. I will use you later!!! :spank:
Stop trying on my dresses in there too!!!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:56 PM
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33. my son is amused by the little yellow guy
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 07:59 PM by tigereye
sorry he saw the matcom climber... didn't mean to interrupt a more serious disussion. Don't know what I would say if devices were found. I don't have any, so.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:19 PM
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6. Speech speech!
Whaaaa Hooooooo

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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:25 PM
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11. I don't even know what to say.
Anyone have a clue?
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:41 PM
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18. Yes!
Where that come from?

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Zinfandel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:28 PM
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12. I'll leave you alone.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:29 PM
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13. How old is he/ she...
IT would be a good way to break the ice hand have the "talk".
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:30 PM
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15. She's 12
She already knows. Now, we have to give an addendum to "the talk".
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southerngirlwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:33 PM
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17. What are you afraid of?
The uncomfortableness factor? Or that she'll make assumptions about the sex life of you and her dad??

My suggestion would be not to blow it out of proportion. You said she figured out what it was, right? Isn't the only thing to cover now the fact that she is forbidden from snooping through your things??
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:44 PM
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20. I'm not afraid
I'm overall pretty comfortable with this type of thing. Just slightly uncomfortable because it's more of an adult subject. I just realized I might get this thread locked. Better be careful.
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southerngirlwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:47 PM
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23. I gotcha.
Well, I wish you the best of luck. I'm sure that, having a smart liberal like you for a mom, she's fairly well-informed about sex already. It probably won't be as bad as you think. :-)

Good luck! :hi:
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MsSnood Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:32 PM
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16. LOL!
Kids do the darndest things - ROTFL!

I'm sorry, it's NOT funny.

Hehehe! Sorry. ahem!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:45 PM
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21. Well, it is pretty funny
I'd be laughing even more if it was someone else myself.
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:42 PM
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19. Could always be worse -
Reminds me of a story I heard once -

Mom and 5 year old daughter are checking out in a store. Daughter is unruly, begging, and misbehaving. Mom tells daughter "If you don't knock it off I'm going to tell Grandma you were bad in the store."

Daughter says to mom "Oh yeah? Well I'LL tell grandma I saw you kissing daddy's peepee!"

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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:36 PM
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31. We were walked in on once
Years ago. It was by a very sleepy young 2 year old who didn't know what she saw. Thank goodness for locks. :D
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:47 PM
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22. Just tell them your jaw hurts!
Remember the old ads in the back of the women's mags, like Women's Day? Where she holds it gently next to her face?

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MsSnood Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:07 PM
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26. ROTFLOLOLOLOL!!!!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:10 PM
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28. I take it you've seen them?
I was about 10 when I saw one in my sister's room. I honestly asked her what part of her face hurt...

You can imagine the look on her face!
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MsSnood Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:49 PM
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32. LOL!
No, I was laughing at asking if her jaw hurts.

This is just getting hilarious. LOL!

I don't have a problem with this. I'm just trying to imagine explaining this to a 12 year old! LOL!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 09:06 PM
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44. I know--I was kidding, but sometimes it's hard to tell. No harm, no foul.
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MsSnood Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 09:11 PM
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46. No problem
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:09 PM
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27. ROFLMAOPMP
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:49 PM
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24. birthday presents?
:shrug:
I dunno, Ive never had this happen, I am not a parent.
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:59 PM
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25. My daughter found mine, when she was about 5
and I told her it was a 'massager." Guess yours is far too old and wise for that.

I imagine she wants to have this "talk' even less than you do.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:22 PM
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29. Ah, the male's biggest rival.
...
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:34 PM
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30. Sometimes it takes the pressure off them too.
I haven't figured out if with men I'm too desirable or not desirable enough, but every one of them seems to have issues somewhere. :shrug: In the meantime.....I get by with a little help from my friend.... :7
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:17 PM
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34. Tell her daddy likes omelets in bed, in that is your egg beater
Yeah, dat's the ticket!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 09:12 PM
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47. pun intended?
think about that one.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:36 PM
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48. *chuckle* No, but thanks for pointing that out
:evilgrin:
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:26 PM
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35. Those pesky kids!
:D LMAO!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:29 PM
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37. Yeah, you just wait a couple more years.
:crazy:
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:31 PM
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38. Mine is locked in a safety deposit box
:evilgrin:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:56 PM
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49. must be quite a trip to the bank to get it....
:)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:28 PM
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36. Okay, so I had a nice chat
Basically it was along these lines: "Adult sexuality is a normal, natural thing, but it is an adult activity, so you need to stay out of our private things." She basically, said, "Yeah, yeah, I know mom. I won't do that again."

Obviously, if I posted it here, I'm not too uptight about this kind of thing. It was just a bit...uh...unexpected and sort of funny.
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MsSnood Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:35 PM
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39. Glad the talk worked out okay
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opiate69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:42 PM
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40. Was the scene similar to this?
http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/www.kicken.com-ruim.es...

In any case, I can relate.. the kids stumbled upon Mrs Opiate's little friend a few weeks ago, but they're a bit younger than yours, so they have no idea what they were playing with..
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:52 PM
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42. LOL!
That would have been if it was my youngest. That was funny though. :7
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:45 PM
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41. look on the bright side
Your 12-y-old is probably totally grossed out right now and will never snoop through your things again! :hi:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:53 PM
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43. That about sums it up.
I think the poor kid was seriously grossed. :hi:
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 09:09 PM
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45. why not let her lead the conversation?
be honest but don't give her any info she doesn't ask for
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-04 02:05 AM
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51. here ya go!
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