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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 04:50 PM
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Poll question: Should I eat the pizza?
My husband is taking a nap, and the remaining three pieces of pizza are calling my name. Should I:

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 04:51 PM
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1. Is there a law against cutting one of the pieces in half...
...and sharing them equally? :)
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 04:53 PM
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2. Ladyhawk
Yes. The pieces are already quite small.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 05:00 PM
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3. eat one piece
negotiate the other two when he wakes up.
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Mom_and_Dad Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 05:02 PM
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4. How often is it the other way around?
Do the same as he does
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 05:04 PM
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5. Didn't they go *bad*???
;)
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 05:16 PM
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6. When he gets up, just innocently ask
What pizza?

Confusion and then diversion. After confusing him, and before he has a chance to clear the mental cobwebs and reply, ask him "Why don't we ever get Chinese delivery?" Or "Why are you always thinking about pizza instead of ME???????"

that should do it.
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 05:57 PM
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7. He who snoozes loses!!!
If he's from a big family he will definitely understand......


after awhile.
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