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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:48 PM
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I swear I'm not bragging, but
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 12:49 PM by Snoggera
I have discovered that I can combine two dissimilar actions into one timeframe, thus increasing my efficiency.

I am able to both pee into the commode and gargle with Listerine at the same time. I am then able to spit in the toilet, flush, and be on my way knowing that I have accomplished two goals. I know, it sounds far-fetched, but is absolutely true.

What skills do you have?
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:50 PM
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1. I can pee in the shower AND brush my teeth.
Thus completing three dissimilar actions.
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flaminlib Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:55 PM
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2. I highly doubt your claims
The simutaneous act of peeing and gargling is physically impossible. It has been proven by many a drunkards.

Of course, Im just repeating what Ive heard. Cant vouch for it.
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:58 PM
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4. I've seen reputable studies done on this question
and the results seem to be quite conclusive. Apparently, 4 out of 5 experts believe that 7 out of 10 people could pee and gargle at the same time if (and this is a big IF) they only practiced the procedure.

Sorry, no links.
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flaminlib Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:02 PM
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5. My own research..
Ive just run my own study and found the results inconclusive. Its not clear whether either task was performed successfully. All that is clear is that their is a mess in bathroom and my wife is no long speaking to me.

More research is needed, pass the brew :toast:
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:58 PM
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3. You can't sneeze and pee at the same time
You'll blow your asshole out. :D Achoo.....BOOOOOM!
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flaminlib Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:02 PM
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6. LMAO
OUch!
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:04 PM
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7. Thanks for the timely warning!
I was just about to attempt that (#2 on my list). I will now skip over to pulling weeds while mowing the lawn without having an appendage chopped off. This could get tricky.
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NecessaryOnslaught Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:11 PM
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8. Holy shit, I tried it
and your right!!


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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:15 PM
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9. Ugh, now that's just gross n/t
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:17 PM
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11. You know, a warning would have been nice...
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 01:25 PM by HypnoToad
Must be revenge for the Leela doll I'd found a few weeks back... :D


Indeed, I'll just repost it: :evilgrin:



(yes, the manufacturer kinda goofed with the swimsuit... :puke:)
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:15 PM
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10. Technically, it's your prostate that explodes, and depending
on the angle of deflection, it could blow out your rectum, or, it

could just mangle your sigmoid colon. On the off-chance that you are

doing this upside-down, then it is conceivable that you could

macerate your jejunum. Ouch. :nuke:
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