Caption the Good Ole Boy!

[DS1]

[Qanisqineq]

1. He reminds me of that one guy

from The Dukes of Hazard in this picture... the sheriff with the dog? Was his name Roscoe? He looks clueless like that guy. Sorry, no caption -- I'm not good at coming up with them.

[DS1]

2. To me it looks like he's about to cry

[Qanisqineq]

4. LOL... yeah, I see what you mean!

[tjwash]

11. LOL, did you ever notice on the Dukes of Hazard...

...that everyone had names that could easily be mistaken for genitalia?

Enos, Cooter, Cletus, Boss Hogg, Roscoe, Uncle Jesse.

[ForrestGump]

15. Here he is with Cheney...

[clonebot]

3. ...

"bush shows his support for the GOP's 'NAL' slogan (nationalists against liberals)"

[rock]

5. Where's my head!? Oh yeah, I'm wearing a hat.

Of course, he has no idea where his ass is.

[peekaloo]

6. 5 gallon hat for a 10 gallon head.

[cosmicdot]

7. Drug Store Cowboy

those eyes are talking

[BringEmOn]

8. "...so, I told Sharon to give Rantisi till high noon to get out of Dodge."

[put out]

9. I'm a cowboy who never roped a cow,

never rode a horse 'cause I don't know how
And I sure ain't figurin' to try it now,

Yippee ki-o-ki-ayy!

Please don't bust me, copyright folks.

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "And to start off my new Good Ol' Boy Campaign, gonna

go out there and kick in the dust some and then mosie up to the speaker and clear my throat, and when the applause dies down, my patented 'Ah, Shucks!," then make a pistol outta my right nostril and drill one to the ground. . . . That's just to get them loosened up . . . And then I trade this 10-gallon job for my copter-beanie with a big yellow bill . . . and while they're all sitting there in shock, I break into my Duck Wad Song:

Oh, Wad, thou Wad, how great thou art
Placing air in bean, and bean in fart,
But oh, thou voter, if you are clever,
You'll 'hustle to' and pull the lever
For Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad.

Which is like a brilliant song if you ask me."

[tjwash]

12. " Hmm, they never wore these at Yale..."

nt

[DS1]

13. His ears are so laughably ugly

It's like some sort of underwater creature

[mac1000a]

14. I'm all set to ride on the mini merry go round at K-mart