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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:45 AM
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Which cheesy bible verse do you secretly love?
The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters...

Sounds pretty pleasant to me.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:46 AM
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1. The Golden Rule
it all boils down to that one line
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:49 AM
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2. most of Song of Songs?
do i really have to choose one?
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:49 AM
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3. reminds me of this version called the Psalm of bush
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 01:57 AM by ldsjocktx
Psalm of bush

"Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want. He leadeth me beside the still factories, He maketh me to lie down on park benches, He restoreth my doubts about the Republican party, He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party's sake. I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkst about them constantly. Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending They do discomfort me. Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt, And my savings and assets shall soon be gone. Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me, And my jobless children shall dwell in my basement forever."

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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:51 AM
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4. I love all people here on DU but...
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 01:55 AM by freetobegay
Come Judgement day There are some of you I hope don't stand to close to me.

ON EDIT: spelling
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:59 AM
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5. I'll be right next to you, pal!
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 02:01 AM
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6. LOL
I think?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 02:01 AM
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7. Here is a nice little bit
1A great and wondrous sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. 2She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. 3Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads. 4His tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that he might devour her child the moment it was born.


Sounds like a real cool thing to see.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 02:09 AM
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9. Clive Barker ain't got nuthin' on the whacko that wrote Revelations
Kephra had a thread about the greatest horror short stories recently, and I forgot all about the Bible.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:53 AM
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14. That one always fascinated me in jr. high
(I was in Catholic school).

When I got bored I'd look through the scripture book. Came upon that one and thought-- wohhhhh.. cool!
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 02:06 AM
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8. "Blessed are the cheese makers." Paul's Letters to the Caucasians, 4:5
Amen.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 02:17 AM
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10. lol! That makes him a Packers fan, dunnit?
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 05:57 AM
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11. Deuteronomy 25:11
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RunOfTheMillDemocrat Donating Member (22 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 06:59 AM
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12. Yeah though I walk through the valley of death ....
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 07:01 AM by RunOfTheMillDemocrat
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 07:41 AM
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13. Matt 7:1
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Drives RWers crazy.....
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SayitAintSo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 08:07 AM
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15. Blessed are the cheese makers ....
< Life of Brian > :)
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