"Penis Explodes During Sex"

[Minstrel Boy]

And this is news?

Oh - explodes explodes...

PENIS EXPLODES DURING SEX

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

[Champ]

1. I would've loved to see how "Stan" replied to this one

[LynneSin]

2. WHAT???!!! And Matcom didn't scoop this first

:crazy:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Matcom has a network of cub reporters.

There's just simply too much weird news out there for one buttcrack smilie.

[LynneSin]

7. I knew it - he's recruiting for the M.A.T.C.O.M. threadjacking a$$holes

confess - he is isn't he?

[GOPisEvil]

10. It is M.A.T.C.O.M. policy not to comment on internal procedures.

[LynneSin]

14. Maybe I want to know because I'm jealous

Jealous that I was never recruited as a M.A.T.C.O.M. infidel

:cry: :cry: :cry:

To think I'm letting you stay at my house and play with my cats

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Every man that reads this reacts the same way:

by cringing and closing his legs.

:hurts: Ouch. Poor guy.

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Ouch! Thats gotta hurt.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Wow -- a moment of silence please!

shhhhhh

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Sure gives a new twist to the expression of "getting banged".

[BiggJawn]

9. Wow....I hope she was properly flattered.

Wow...he was SO into her (no pun) that he actually blew the end out of it....Never mind the cat, a glass-cutter couldn't scratch that!

[11 Bravo]

11. Was it good for you, honey?

n/t

[skooooo]

12. Donald Rumsefeld was surprised.

[Minstrel Boy]

13. "Will penises explode? You bet."

[ComerPerro]

15. ouch.

just, ouch.

Nothing more to say.

[JVS]

16. Great! Another thing to worry about

[DS1]

17. Reminds of a Bill Hicks bit about shooting wax darts

:evilgrin:

[BringEmOn]

18. Transylvania?

Maybe the girlfriend said "I vant to suck your blood."