Donald Trump needs counselling...

[Raven]

about his hair. Who would wear their hair like that if they were stable and had a healthy self-image? How many hours does it take him to get it right each morning and how much of the ozone layer is he destroying in the process? How would you like to make love to a guy who has hair when you begin and a big bald spot when you're finishing up? Eeeeech! And about that color...well, that's for later.

I'm sorry...I'm getting tired of The Donald of the Curled Lip! I'm tempted to audition for the next series of The Apprentice (I dare them to turn me down....AGE DESCRIMINATION!!!!!) so that I can get close enough to this guy to muss his hair. :hi:

[Kadie]

1. I think it is very clever of him

he has probably won over many deals by having people mesmerized by his hair. He gets them side tracked then goes in for the kill. :-)

[Raven]

5. I had a client once who had a toupee...

it sat on the top of his head like a doilee (sp?) and you had the feeling that if he moved his head suddenly to one side, the toupee would stay right where it was. It was fascinating and I found that I could not take my eyes off it. I often wondered if he had a wife or a friend who might tell him how awful it looked. But you're right, this guy made a ton of money...go figure!

[molly]

2. How long is that comb-over anyway?

let's have a bet - 2 feet is mine. :hi:

[BostonTeaParty04]

3. How much does he pay his hair stylist?????

He is getting ripped off!

[qb]

4. Letterman should have him on to play "Trump or Monkey"

He had someone off the street look at three photos with only the top of the head showing and try to guess which one was Trump. It was impossible to tell - they all looked the same. When the covers were removed, 2 were orangutangs and 1 was Trump. What a riot!

[Westegg]

6. The Queens-born liquor salesman at my corner booze shop...

...has hair JUST like Donald's, althought a difference in quality is to be expected between a billionaire and a guy who makes maybe 30 K a year at best. Yet frankly, the difference ain't all that much! I've never expended a lot of energy or time keeping track of what The Donald has to say, but these days, when I see him (he's EVERYWHERE), I can't hear a word he's saying because I'm so utterly distracted by his weird, terrible 'do.

[VelmaD]

7. My first band director in high school...

did that thing where he'd wind his comb-over around in a circle and then spray the hell out of it to make it look like he had hair. If a good wind came up it would flap in the breeze.

Thanks for the reminder of one of my more amusing high school memories. :)