Indian Cheif Onestone

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There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
because he had only one testicle.

He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him Onestone! "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone..."

He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman

named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she
saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, all night, and all the next day, and through the next
night... but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!!

What is the moral of this story???

Come on..........take a guess!




















And the moral is........................
You can't kill two birds with one stone.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hahahahahaha!!!

Good one!