The Answer Thread

[orangecoloredapple]

Only answers - no questions (tough!)

BECAUSE I SAID SO!

[short bus president]

1. Because life's not fair!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Because I said so, that's why.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Yes God exists

she's black

[GOPisEvil]

6. and she's pissed-off.

[KCDem]

4. 69.

[GOPisEvil]

5. 42

[short bus president]

7. 86*43

[dolo amber]

18. Awww!

That was my answer! :P

edit: 42, that is.

[orangecoloredapple]

8. 25 or 6 to 4

dammit

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. The one after 909

[ForrestGump]

12. Dude, like, totally...out the angels come....

Move over once
Move over twice
C'mon, baby, don't be cold as ice

[Az]

9. Yes, it was the middle one

Boom

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. 45 but I have the face of a 30 year old

[orangecoloredapple]

13. you're a 44 magnum if I ever saw one

.

[ForrestGump]

14. But where is her face right now?

Oh...no questions.

Oops.

*thwack*

[orangecoloredapple]

17. thwack

thwack

help me get this thing on track!

thwack

[Az]

15. Pharoah

[TrogL]

16. Chromozones

[HawkerHurricane]

19. Maple Syrup.

with steak, blueberry on fish.

[orangecoloredapple]

20. Only if there is green chiles involved

otherwise - you are way off

[HawkerHurricane]

23. Porcupine Pie

Vanilla Soup - a double scoop, please.
And for desert:
Chicken Ripple Ice Cream.

[KCDem]

21. Howard Dean!!!

[dweller]

22. No, he's

NOT!




lest i forget.
dp

[Semi_subversive]

24. Because mywife said so

and I won't get no pootey if I disagree.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. It's never "always" anything...

Best answer I never got.

[orangecoloredapple]

26. Here - have a cigar. Why Grandpa?

keeps the worms away! (Cosby)

[Section_43]

27. Hey, that's just to pee with!