easterbunny vs jesus

[corporatewhore]

Poll question: easterbunny vs jesus

[teach1st]

1. Water into wine is impressive...

..but a rabbit laying psychedelic eggs is the cat's pajamas.

[jpgray]

2. Put the Cadbury bunny up there and she'd sweep the poll.

:D

edit: (what the hell gender is a chocolate-egg-laying bunny? It's hard to go by the rules of logic in this case, but I suppose female would be the safest bet)

[HydroAddict]

3. It's a boy!

Here comes Peter Cotton Tail...
hoping down the bunny trail...
hippity, hoppity, Easter's on it's way!

:)

[proud patriot]

4. Jesus

Hey and I'm not a Christian , but I
admire Jesus and his life .

I think it's an important lesson for
me share with my son at Easter every year .

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Jesus

because he died for what he believed in; and he believed in freeing people from the bondage of their own minds.

[brainshrub]

6. But the Easter Bunny gives you free chocolate.

A free mind vs. chocolate. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. How about both?

[Fenris]

11. Here's a song just for you, GoG!

Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(Solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Thanks to the immortal Tom Waits for the lyrics.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Is it on a Waits album?

I have to have it! :)

[Fenris]

16. Yes it is, sweetheart!

"Mule Variations." It's only a few years old. A terrific album, if I may say so myself. Some of the songs are just beautiful.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000IGGA/qid=1081739673/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/104-3551233-4846341?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Thanks!

:)

[Zomby Woof]

19. What's He Building In There?

We have a right to know.

[brainshrub]

12. I love it!

OMG! I want one!

[Endangered Specie]

15. Wow, Chocolate Jesus? Thats pushing it, corporate america.

sheesh, lol.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Ah don't care if it rains or freezes

z'long as I gots mah choc'late Jesus...

[salonghorn70]

8. Jesus

He died for my sins.

[IronLionZion]

9. boxing match?

just kidding.

I believe Jesus rose from the dead 2000 or so years ago today because that's what my parents raised me to believe. It's my faith and I question it almost every day. It may sound ludicrous to non-Christians but its not supposed to make sense.

[BlueJazz]

10. The Easter Bunny...

There's a lot more proof that he exists.

[Fenris]

13. I voted for Jesus, but not on metaphysical/religious grounds

Frankly, that rabbit is just a shill for the candy industry.

[JVS]

20. Candy and eggs vs. salvation?

Christ wins

[Supply Side Jesus]

21. easy choice

THE BUNNY!!!

The bunny=life.

Salvation is your responsibility.

[Piperay]

22. Jesus...

I have to pick the man who said 'blessed are the poor' and compassionate things like that, the bunny says nothing.