The Garbled Guardsman of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, now I can take my dad to work with me just like I used to tag along with him and play with the adding machines and typewriters and things. It was great at the CIA cause they had all this secret stuff and I could go into the top secret room with a Coke and a ham sandwich and read the top secret stuff for hours. . . . Now, my dad gets to tag along with me. . . . Is this a great country or what?"

[Endangered Specie]

1. After having poked his dad in the eye, the two try to maintain composure

[NNadir]

2. Damn, these sock puppets get heavy at my age!

Dick, you take a turn.

[Career Prole]

3. Thanks for keepin' an eye out for me, Dad. Could you put it back in now?

It's givin' me the creeps.

[NNadir]

4. Now that's funny. n/t

[myomy]

5. Yep, we both like to have a few snorts on Easter.

..

[rock]

6. I got five votes. Now, don't ask again

This line works on nearly every picture I see of ol' yellowstreak.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

7. For some reason...

the phrase "A master and an apprentice" keeps running through my head. Can't imagine why...

[cosmicdot]

8. quick, arrest them while they're both in one place

Dumb and Dumber

[bobthedrummer]

12. ROTF!

Good one!
:hi:

[Bossy Monkey]

9. I liked this movie better when Greg Kinnear & Matt Damon were in it

PS: When did HW turn into Grandpa Munster? Al Lewis is going to be pissed!

[peekaloo]

10. Nuttin' like talkin' a little p***y at Easter.

[rustydog]

11. "Give ém the "hairy-eyeball"dad!"

Don't you mess with the Bushes, you'll end up with two birds in the hand taking a dump on a bush...

[BringEmOn]

13. Popeye and Swee' Pea.

or is that Poopdeck Pappy?

[BringEmOn]

14. Babs: "I just knew that if Junior got that Red Ryder BB gun

for Christmas, someone was going to lose an eye!"