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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:35 PM
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Limbaugh Sez You Can Trust Him With Your Wife Or Your Children......
...in a Motel 6 or similar accomodation overnight. But could you trust him with your prescription medications?????

:-)
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:37 PM
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1. A Motel 6?
The asswipe's got millions! He's not only a junkie whore, he's a cheap junkie whore. And I wouldn't trust the flabby coward as far as I could toss him.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:38 PM
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2. Sure
but only 'cuz I don't use anything strong enough to stun an elephant. That tolerance thing is a bear, man.
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:39 PM
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3. Why does he want to sleep in a room with my wife and children so badly?
:P
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:40 PM
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4. couldn't trust him with your hubby or boyfriend though NT
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Timefortruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:59 PM
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11. Not with my son!
My husband can defend himself, particularly against an opiate addict, not much competition there.

Now if Rush were a crack head....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:41 PM
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5. He must have watched Traffic last night
When Limbaugh pushes drugs, he'll promise to not fuck your fourteen year old daughter, or son, as long as the money hits the floor after it's done he doesn't care.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:42 PM
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6. Well a public school wouldn't hire him under the circumstances so
neither will I.

I know I can trust my wife with him....I would never date a woman that would find that asswipe attractive.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:43 PM
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7. bwahahahaha
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:44 PM
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8. I wouldn't trust him with a stick horse.
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:48 PM
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9. Anyone can say anything. You think Ted Bundy would have said that?
Of course he would have.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 12:58 PM
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10. In a choice between Rush or Michael Jackson
I'd go with Michael.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 01:01 PM
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12. Any wife or child I would have had
Would make Rush sleep in the dumpster.
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myopinion Donating Member (97 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 01:03 PM
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13. Never bend over when near a repuk!
I wouldn’t trust him with my dog. The man has proven he has no moral character; he would surely blame the dog for coming on to him! Just like all repuks, it’s never his fault and the buck gets passed on.
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FrankBooth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 01:13 PM
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14. Limpbaugh is impotent
He'd be more likely to rummage through your wife's purse looking for Valium than he would be to look up her skirt. Heroin, oh I mean prescription heroin (Oxycontin) will keep Rush flaccid and uniterested in sex.

IMHO, Rush does not like women anyway, sexually or in any way other than subservience. He's a limp, lifeless blob, about as far from a virle man as you can get.

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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 01:14 PM
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15. Sure, you can trust Jeff Christie with your wife, but, according to
Rick Santorum, you can't trust him with your kids.

Or your dog.

Or cow.

Or tree.

Or . . .
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