Concerning the matter of "dirty bombs" versus "vagina bombs"

[Valerie5555]

Pardon this question that was kind of risque, but would the security authorities have to be more on the lookout for female suicide bombers who may have "vagina bombs" up in their vaginas, on the verge of boarding airplanes, than they were for "dirty bombs?"


I wonder how they were going to check for that,by giving pelvic exams to every female passenger and crew person, and what about male "bum or butt bombers, with possible bombs up their butts?"

On edit: I wonder if Al Quaeda will invent explosive tampons made of plastique, but I can't imagine using THOSE sorts of things during my "monthlies."

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. I once boarded a flight after eating at taco bell

Believe me, there were more than a few bombs dropped on that flight, I can assure you. :D

But in all seriousness, if they had a bomb up their butt or up their holy hole, then how would they detonate it?

[peekaloo]

2. um

fingering the trigger.....:evilgrin:

[Valerie5555]

5. Up your anus or Uranus

:evilgrin:

[Valerie5555]

3. Maybe the same question could be asked about female bombers with the

bombs up their vaginas.


As for your bombs, they were actually fart bombs. :7

[burythehatchet]

4. by ripping a vicious fart

[Valerie5555]

8. After eating a particularly spicy taco or chili

eom :evilgrin:

[LifeDuringWartime]

6. a timing device

you just want a dirty answer, dont you? :)

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. ah ya caught me

:D

[Valerie5555]

10. You must think I'm a really "evil DUer"

:evilgrin: Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa ain't I evil? :evilgrin:

On edit gals shortly before the monthlies or some of them could be considered too be "PMS bombers"

On double edit the terrorists may go to the washroom to ignite the bombs.

[DuctapeFatwa]

7. It has long been the tradition for attractive women of color to receive

a higher incidence of special attention at airports.

There is no indication that the new measures to reduce the number of non-Caucasian visitors to the US will require any change in the current policy.

[Valerie5555]

18. Could anyone imagine Bill Clinton saying to Monica Lewinsky

"Monica do you have a vagina bomb or are you really glad to see me?"


But seriously, I thought as a result of all this every girl and woman would have to be checked in a certain way or the ACLU and other groups would cry foul about racial profiling.

[camero]

26. They won't call it that

They'll just call it vaginal profiling.

[Valerie5555]

28. Since the Moslem vaginas were more likely to have "vagina bombs,"

but seriously the whole idea seemed really silly if the implications weren't so serious.

[camero]

31. It's silly anyway

I can't see anyone makin a bomb with that in mind. The toxicity would kill them before they got on the plane. It would already have been tried.

[Valerie5555]

32. Think what is meant is a plastique bomb

eom

[camero]

33. Even the shoe bomber didn't have it up his butt.

As funny as that sounds but I'm serious.

[Valerie5555]

34. I meant a bomb that could fit in a woman's VAGINA

eom. There I said it VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA.

[camero]

35. That's not much bigger.

Oh boy is this conversation degenerating....lol

[Valerie5555]

36. LOL ROTFL

maybe the guy on http://www.realwacky.com should do a book on wacky terrorists and the odd places where they may put their bombs.

[camero]

37. LOL Oh man no kidding

I can see the point that we should look for everything possible. I just don't think it's humanly possible.

I mean if they complain about me what are they going to do with a BOMB? LOL

[Valerie5555]

38. Maybe the whole idea of a "vagina bomb"

does sound pretty bizarre.

[camero]

40. Great Date talks though

Imagine a date telling you, "Honey, your vagina is just the BOMB".
ah, forget it, I'm sure you heard that line. :)

[Valerie5555]

41. Could you imagine Eve Ensler doing a book called

"THE VAGINA BOMB MONOLOGUES"

[camero]

42. knew that one was coming.

LOL, It could be the sequel. :D

[Valerie5555]

48. Wonder if it would have a chapter on Pres Clinton's sex toy

which I bet he called his "vagina bomb," aka the infamous cigar.


But seriously I probably still like him better than George W. Shrub.

[camero]

39. That is funny.

Hilarious site. :)

[camero]

11. doesn't sound right

They don't make a bomb that small that would do any kind of real damage.

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. well, theoretically

if it was small enough to fit inside you, then you might be able to poop it out in the bathroom and then explode it inside there. I'd imagine even a small bomb going off in the bathroom of an airplane would be enough to do some serious damage.

[Valerie5555]

15. Wonder if PMS - ing female Moslems who may be members of Al

Quaeda may be more inclined to go on suicide missions, tho' they ought to be pissed off about not getting 72 guys who were naiive in the ooh la la department if you knew what I meant for their efforts.

[camero]

22. You're talking about 4-8 inches

What kind of bomb would it be? Nuclear?

Even with that the person would die before getting through security from radiation poisoning. Some things are very toxic you know.

[Valerie5555]

25. Wonder if menstruating women could actually "bleed" out a "vagina bomb"

:evilgrin: :7

[Skittles]

19. well according to men

some women are REALLY BIG. Oh wait - that's just the ones with the tiny penae. :7

[Valerie5555]

20. At least no terrorist had yet been able to invent a "dick bomb"

except maybe nonterrorist Bill Clinton who nearly blew up his Presidency 5 years ago with his DICK BOMB. :7 "KER BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[alfredo]

43. It would probably detonate

before entering the airport.

[Valerie5555]

45. Thought it would detonate

blowing up the Presidencies of unsuspecting DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTS.

[alfredo]

49. their intelligence and charm will carry to safety.

[camero]

24. Just speaking for myself

I haven't found a woman like that yet. :)

[Skittles]

27. we can probably speak for all the DU guys

republican men = tiny penae - ESPECIALLY freepers

[camero]

29. That's what seperates the men from the boys

Oops I mean the dems from the repubs. :P

[Valerie5555]

30. Not to mention GEORGE W. BUSH or GEORGE W. SHRUB

and that may explain his warmongering.

[BiggJawn]

51. No, i've been with a few who could smuggle a Mk II up there...

Hell, my FIST fit, why not a grenade?

[amazona]

52. sure they do

They claimed the shoe bomber's bomb, in the heel of his shoe, was enough to take down the plane.

A woman who has had a child and many who haven't can get a pretty sizable object in there.

And you would be amazed at the size of what can fit in a man's rectum.

There isn't much that can be done about it -- even with cavity searches, an amazing amount of stuff gets smuggled into U.S. prisons. Much of the reason, I suppose, is the understandable reluctance of guards to dig deeply enough into some strange guy's back avenue. I can't imagine that airport security would be any more enthusiastic if they could do it at all without probable cause. "That girl probably has a cute butt" is not probable cause if they want to avoid lawsuits....

Well, since I'm about to hop on a plane, I suppose I had better stop reading these threads or I'll need to phone the doctor for some Xanax to help me on my way!

[101 Proof]

12. I once sported a "butt bomb"....

never board a bus right after eating chili. :puke:

[Valerie5555]

17. Maybe some gals can sport "vagina bombs" by

also farting out through their "everyone knew what" part.

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[wtmusic]

47. Feel free

somewhere else :eyes:

hey, 'SSSS' kinda looks like '5555'...

that's very clever. I'd say you're just about ready for MENSA!

:silly:

[tinrobot]

13. Bomb Implants...

Twice as much power... gives new meaning to the word 'bombshell'

[Pobeka]

16. Butt bombshell

sorta like "blonde bombshell"

We're gonna need a whole new set of lingo for this kinda terrorism!

[Bozita]

21. Ahnuld resigns as governor...will sign on with TSA as a checker

The Gropinator wants to do his part in the fight on terra. He's volunteering for the "front lines."

Patriotism is truly inspiring.

[Valerie5555]

23. Along with former Pres. Clinton

"Feeling women's pain, breasts and genitals" in the name of national security.


But seriously though he's a sex rogue, I may take a sex rogue to a warmongering jerk any day.

On edit Hmmmmmmmmm it would be VERY INTERESTING what Hillary, oops Sen. Clinton might do in response to that.

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[Loonman]

50. Ever fart in those airlplane commodes?

Asphyxiation.

[KharmaTrain]

53. From The Absurd To The Sublime...I Predicted This

When the shoebomber crap was blown out of proportion, I joked about someone coming up with a C-4 Tampon. I never thought this would be where this "war on terror" would lead...since people are getting more and more pissed at all the hassles at airports, this regime has to come up with newer and more creative ways to spread fear. Looks like they've got a winner this time. And it's a double bonus...it also sexually titliates the Wingnuts like Saddam's Rape Room, Jessica Lynch's (where was she for "Person Of The Year") anal rape and the non-stop demonizing of Democrats as hedonistic.

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