Who would Bin Laden vote for?

[gulliver]

Poll question: Who would Bin Laden vote for?

Bush is soft on Al Qaeda. I think that much is clear. When we could have pursued Al Qaeda, Bush detoured us into Iraq instead. Now Al Qaeda is stronger than ever and we are back at Orange Alert.

So who would Bin Laden vote for?

[mmm]

1. Bush, of course!

that was easy :)

[grytpype]

2. Bush, because Bush has given bin Laden everything he has wanted.

He wanted the US out of Saudi Arabia. Duhbya obliged.
He wanted Saddam to fall. Duhbya obliged.

bin Laden is winning.

[mikehiggins]

3. Why not? WIth Bush in office he doesn't have to worry about getting caught

[corporatewhore]

4. his old business buddy

and the son of his boss at the cia

[corporatewhore]

5. hed vote for the religous fundamentalist

who likes to wage holy wars

[proud patriot]

6. Shoot bush let his family members fly when no American was allowed to

Seems pretty simple to me

[mot78]

7. Al Qaeda 3rd party

this poll doesn't make sense. Osama hates * and Democrats equally. He doesn't differentiate between us, sadly.

[NoPasaran]

8. 3rd Party Hezb Allah

Perish the thought the emir would vote for an infidel.

[gulliver]

9. Wow! Three votes for Unnamed Democrat so far.

I guess their theory is that since Bin Laden is a treacherous killer, he might vote against Bush just to spite Bush. That doesn't sound too likely to me. That seems like a stretch.

I think Bin Laden is going to stick with the guy who has helped Al Qaeda flourish to the point that it can make America dance any time it wants to. That's Bush.

[sujan]

10. Clark

[gulliver]

11. Why so?

Penny for your thoughts.

[sujan]

12. simple

Clark is a republican who is even more gullible than Bush.

[gulliver]

13. Sorry, can't go there with you.

I think Clark is a pretty good guy. Dean too.

Either would be bad for Bin Laden.

[MODemocrat]

24. Why do you say that Clark is a republican?

He is too great a man to be a down and dirty republican.

[CalebHayes]

14. Why can't Al Qaeda run?

[Webster Green]

15. Bush!

"Birds of a feather....."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

16. He has the most in common with Bush.

Both adhere to religious fundamentalism
Both are rabidly anti-communist/socialist/liberal
Both have fanatical followings
Both favor the use of violence to achieve their ends.
Both are willing to sacrifice civilian lives.
Both ignore world opinion.
Both favor "traditional family values"
Both have rich daddys that endowed them with their money.
Both have oil interests
Both invoke God in all of their endeavors
Both enjoy showing off in military garb
Both show signs of sociopathy
Both claim to be pursuing "justice"
Both decry intellectualism
Both have displayed pleasure - even glee - at the deaths of others
Both are particularly popular among the least educated of the populace
Both, in their own way, are assisting each other.
Both are dependent on each other for their success.

OBL would be a fool not to vote for his "brother in arms" Bush.

[Cannikin]

28. Thats a fantastic post.

You should give it its own thread.

[JohnLocke]

17. NADER

[Bush loves Jiang]

19. And let me guess...

You'd vote for Bush.

[blondeatlast]

23. JL? That'll be the day . . .

sheesh

[Darranar]

20. Why?

[blondeatlast]

25. Where were you in November of 2000?

I trust I need not explain further . . .

[blondeatlast]

22. Of course!

:evilgrin:

[citizen snips]

18. Nobody.

Why would Bin Laden want to vote?

[MODemocrat]

21. He'd be sure to vote for his old business partner Bush

I truly believe that Bush and Bin Laden are more or less friends, and that's why he's now Bin Forgotten.:think: :freak:

[foreigncorrespondent]

26. Bush...

...hands down. Because monkey boy doesn't have the brains, everyone else does, and Osama Been Forgotten knows this.

What is better than to have an enemy that is an easy walk over?

[sid dicious]

27. No two ways about it, Bush.

Bush is looking the other way while Al Qaeda is still able to carry out its acts worldwide and he had a chance to catch him in tora bora but the troops hesitated while he escaped plus the bush family has ties to the Bin Laden Family. And Bush probably did know that 9/11 was gonna happen and let it happen anyway.

Bush has a mediocre intelligence level, squeaked through an Ivy League school and was owner (?) of one of the crappiest franchises in Major League Baseball (Rangers). He looks like a chimp and has an invisible VP.

[Jacobin]

29. Bush for sure. He got rid of Osama's long time nemesis Saddam

and paved the way for a fundamentalist Islamic republic in Iraq.