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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:21 AM Original message |
Texas housewife busted for selling Vibrator to undercover cop |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
1. "Texas, it's like a whole different country" |
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Bill McBlueState (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:46 AM Response to Reply #1 |
9. yeah, Massachusetts! |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
2. What's the law? |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:36 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. If dangerous dildoes are illegal in Texas, why is Tom DeLay living there? |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 11:31 AM Response to Reply #8 |
14. Hee hee, good one! She shoulda put a donut on the thing first.... |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 12:30 PM Response to Reply #8 |
18. He's not a dildo |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:04 PM Response to Reply #18 |
39. You're right. My mistake. |
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alarimer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
26. more than 5 |
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greekspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:52 PM Response to Reply #26 |
69. May I ask? |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
3. WTF???? |
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Warren Stuart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 02:44 PM Response to Reply #3 |
38. Rock and Roll is next n/t |
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Racenut20 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
4. Just when we think Florida is the dumbest place to live......... |
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SlavesandBulldozers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
5. unbelievable |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:39 PM Response to Reply #5 |
29. No cowboy hat, but I DO have a picture of Lance on the wall... |
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1a2b3c (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:35 PM Response to Reply #29 |
55. Big bad john |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
6. Bush said he would make America a safer place. |
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MrBenchley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
7. Tonight on Walker Texas Ranger... |
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XanaDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 11:05 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Oh, you are wicked! |
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MrBenchley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 12:27 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Hard to say... |
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Bronco69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
10. I think it's the wording... |
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cjbuchanan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
11. They made a movie about the Texas vibrator law |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
12. Jeebus, that is the dumbest |
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pstokely (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-17-03 06:25 PM Response to Reply #12 |
81. which states is it illegal to own a dildo in |
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demnan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
15. Not only was she busted |
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LuminousX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. Texas Tax dollars at work |
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slinkerwink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
19. Texas is so backwards that way........ |
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TacticalPeek (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 12:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. "definitely backwards" |
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nolabels (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
21. This just proves the world is gone beyond nutty as far as I can see |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:03 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. And we gonna bring these kinds of laws to Iraq via the GOP? |
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OneTwentyoNine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
22. Welcome to the world of Repigs lady |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
24. Pickles or Barbara Bush |
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Beaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:31 PM Response to Reply #24 |
52. I'm guessing that the twins have a large double-ended dong... |
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creativelcro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
25. watch out for those DILDOS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
27. Can you imagine the hassle her kids are undergoing?? |
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
28. Don't get me started on Texas "law enforcement".... |
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ctex (354 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
30. They're legal in Texas if they don't look much like a penis |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:21 PM Response to Reply #30 |
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ctex (354 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:54 PM Response to Reply #46 |
71. Those look like real dicks and thus would be illegal |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
31. there are hundreds of titty bars in Dallas |
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eissa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
32. Oh, geez |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:10 PM Response to Reply #32 |
41. That is probably what Bush tells the Lump in the Bed. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:16 PM Response to Reply #32 |
42. You Got It, eissa! |
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mainer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
33. This weird law mentioned in "Vagina Monologues" |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:17 PM Response to Reply #33 |
43. Uh...correction. |
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mainer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:19 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. thank you |
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mainer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:28 PM Response to Reply #43 |
48. Hey, you CAN drive around with a loaded gun in TX |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:16 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. Hmm...I believe the gun has to be inaccessible to the driver though. |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:33 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. You can move to San Fran when we go!!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:34 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Sounds like a winner to me! |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:45 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. We could use a babsitter/nanny... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:52 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Eh, er...I haven't killed a baby yet. |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
34. "...daring to join the Chamber of Commerce"... |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
35. Law & Order: Undercover Dildo Patrol |
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beyurslf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
36. YOu would think TX would have learned this summer |
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canuckagainstBush (125 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
37. "Freedom" |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
40. Dallas (especially) is a hotbed of Puritanical absurdity... |
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eissa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 06:33 PM Response to Reply #40 |
62. I don't get it |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 09:11 PM Response to Reply #40 |
74. Are your batteries low? |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
44. What a waste of $$$ |
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mainer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
47. The line from "Vagina Monologues" |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
49. I would love for this to go to the USSC |
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BellTry (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
50. ALL states will soon deal with this shit |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
56. But you can sell an assault rifle, and legally have sex with a cow... |
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rumguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
59. I can't stand Texas and Texans, I know there are some good ones |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 05:00 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. I'm not going to completely disagree with you... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:40 PM Response to Reply #59 |
66. Oh I don't know...I love Dallas women...some great lesbian bars there! |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
61. Anyone know whether laws like this help prevent Senator on dog sex? |
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Le Taz Hot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
63. Wait. A year in jail and a $4,000 fine |
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amber dog democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
64. we dont cotten to preverts |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:41 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. I think you are some kind of prevert |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
65. Aren't there other states |
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littlejoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
68. So, did they try it? Or couldn't they figure out how? |
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ctex (354 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
70. She violated a state law, not a local ordinance |
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Spirochete (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
72. Vibrators are a gateway device.. |
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uhhuh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
73. Here's the statute |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 09:18 PM Response to Reply #73 |
76. Thanks for the link (eom) |
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Scott Lee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
75. If women can orgasm, then the terrorists have won. |
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Iverson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-17-03 02:52 PM Response to Reply #75 |
80. haw haw haw! |
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St. Jarvitude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-16-03 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
77. THIS IS WHAT OUR NARCOTICS OFFICERS ARE DOING??!?!!? |
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the_acid_one (418 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-17-03 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
78. For an amusing protest.... |
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stickdog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-17-03 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
79. I hope they give that lowlife the "magic fingers" chair! (nt) |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-17-03 07:56 PM Response to Reply #79 |
82. Ad for SEX COP, wanted: person with adult mind for a position with the |
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EV1Ltimm (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-17-03 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
83. help! get me the hell out of here!! |
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BackDoorMan (412 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-17-03 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
84. Me like vibrators! |
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