Here is my take on the candidates

[La_Serpiente]

I was sitting down at the Sir Wilfred's at the corner of my street and reading through the paper. Then I thought about all of the candidates and what kind of good things they would bring to the presidency if they were elected.

Edwards: Scare the shit out of the HMO's, Pharms, Big Polluters and everyone else.

Kerry: Bring a soldier's experience to the presidency. He also has a lot of experience on foreign policy matters and small businesses.

Gephardt: Concern for worker's rights and labor laws.

Clark: Bring a soldier's experience to the presidency. He also would probably change the military culture and debunk the stereotype that Democrats are not worthy for matters of national defense.

Dean: Bring a doctor's intuition to the presidency. Also a concern for those who need medical care. Knows how to keep Democrats active as well.

Kucinich: Bring a different approach to foreign policy. One that emphasizes that peace should be a goal, not war. He would also put in place a Single-payer Health Care system.

Sharpton: Reform the judicial system so that it is not discriminatory towards minorities. Also emphasizing minority rights.

CMB: Bring a mother's intuition to the White House. Also would emphasize minority rights.

Lieberman: :shrug: