Who is one person you would vote for if the only other choice was Bush?

[Rocknrule]

I'd rather vote for Darth Vader, my dog, or even a piece of lint. I'd even vote for Tom Green (although he and * seem to share a fondness for "milking" horses) before I'd vote for Chimpy.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Any good liberal eom

[Crazy Dave]

2. Myself

[TexasProgresive]

5. I was wondering if there is no choice

when a Repugnat is the only insect running if it's possible any where to write in yourself. I don't do a straight ticket since I follow a rule of voting for a Dem if possible, Green if not and if it is a Pug and a Libertarian I vote for the Libertarian. Lord knows I don't want them in but I want the Pug to know that he's got no mandate.

[Crazy Dave]

14. It is more in protest

The electoral college system (winner takes all) pretty much shuts out third party candidates and is conveniently done so to keep democrats and republicans in power, no greens, no libertarians, etc. Even if only six people voted in an entire state that has say, six electoral votes, and the six people that showed up to vote were, three republicans, two democrats, and one for a third party. Even though 50% of the people voted for someone other than republican, the republican candidate would still get all six (100%) of the electoral votes and win by default.

[ticapnews]

3. A better question might be who would you NOT vote for given the choice

If they were on the ballot with Shrub, I would not vote for: Osama, Saddam, Stalin, Hitler, Tojo, Mao, Pol Pot, Emperor Palpatine, Caligula, Pharoah, Cardinal Tomas de Torquemada or Ming the Merciless.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

6. Ming?

What are you? One of those anti-Martian bigots?

[TexasProgresive]

7. Tio Juan was the cardinal, Tomas preferred to remain a

simple friar-or was that a fryer.

[Straight Shooter]

9. Excuse me, but bush *is* Caligula reincarnate.

Thus his derisive nickname Little Boots.

[kliljedahl]

10. "Ming the Merciless"?

Really, why not?



Keith’s Barbeque Central

[AndyTiedye]

17. Which Pharoah?

If they were on the ballot with Shrub, I would not vote for: Osama, Saddam, Stalin, Hitler, Tojo, Mao, Pol Pot, Emperor Palpatine, Caligula, Pharoah...

Any of the Middle or New Kingdom Pharoahs would be a big improvement.

I suppose Egypt did have some Pharoahs as bad as **, but their names tended to
get chiseled out of the monuments.

[SofaKingLiberal]

4. .

[catnhatnh]

8. The balance....

...of the human race...

[Aimah]

11. Anyones Dog is good.

Abe Vigota maybe. Jakee' from 227. Johnny Knoxville would be better. Anyone other than Bush, I'd vote for.

[robbedvoter]

12. Last time I voted kerry - because I failed to understand the premise

(that there was NO COICE BUT BUSH)
But next time, i'll write in someone I actually trust, just for the fun of it.

[yella_dawg]

13. Gumby

Actually, Bugs Bunny would be excellent!

[China_cat]

15. Charles Manson

[ProgressAlwaysWins]

16. Umm...

Anybody?

[newyawker99]

18. Hi ProgressAlwaysWins!!

Welcome to DU!!

[ProgressAlwaysWins]

21. Thanks!

NewYawker huh? Well, I'm a Red Sox fan...but we're all Democrats, and that's what matters here. =P

[Raine]

19. A pile of shit

would get my vote before Chimpie would.

[WinkyDink]

20. Satan.

[BjohnsonMN]

22. I'd vote for the male horse before I voted for *

[leeroysphitz]

23. A mean spirited, one eyed, diseased sociopathic

WOMBAT in a leather G-string that had been born overseas (duh!), spoke only broken english and was running on the Flat Earth society platform would be preferential. And I've never voted for a wombat in my life.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

24. Satan works for me

Couldn't possibly be worse than pissypants!