Cheney needs a new name. Pick one for him.

[Plaid Adder]

Poll question: Cheney needs a new name. Pick one for him.

I think we need to give Cheney a nickname befitting his real role in our nation and our world today. Which should it be?

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. Crashcart

I always liked that one.

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/658010

[rzemanfl]

2. How about "microwavable?" n/t

[MrModerate]

3. Baron Haliburton

(apologies to Frank Herbert)

[NNadir]

7. I vote with you.

[tinrobot]

4. Toast.

(once Fitzgerald gets through with him)

[Ksec]

5. Other ; Dickhead

[stillcool]

6. Prince of Darkness...

I like the darkness part, but the prince doesn't quite fit...but nothing better comes to mind.

[ourbluenation]

8. The devil's handmaiden

[ourbluenation]

14. edit...the Devil's Concubine

name the movie...

[marylanddem]

9. Dick Dingleberry nt

[KalicoKitty]

10. Other: Whistledick

[Sal316]

11. Other: F*cktard.

:D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. Asshat. It works well with Turdblossom.

[marylanddem]

18. She was cute - I miss her sweet smile. n/t

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

23. I know... In that photo, she's a beautiful young lady...

[jimshoes]

13. How about the Anti-Santa

Instead of bringing joy to people, he takes it away.

[geckosfeet]

15. Warning- extreme profanity : Thick skinned adults only -

He is a god damned motha effin son of a rabid bitch dog sack of excrement. And hanging is too good for him.

[Turbineguy]

19. It's a bit

on the mild mannered side, but...... OK.

[TahitiNut]

16. Dickus Fuhrious - Reichsprick

[Rick Myers]

17. I like Dick Vader

[Gregorian]

22. :)

Nice.

[progressivebydesign]

20. Heartless Bastard... or the Grinch. n/t

[KaryninMiami]

21. Maureen Dowd had the best one-

Darth Vader. Or is it Vadar. Or Vador. either way, I liked it. :)

[No Exit]

33. But that one worries me because that might mean he's

Patrick Fitzgerald's father. NOOOO!!!

[BigBearJohn]

24. Weenie

I was going to say, "I prefer Weenie" --- but I didn't want to be obvious.

[leftchick]

25. No dick cheney

because I am sure it has shriveled up and turned black like his dead heart.

[Matariki]

26. was meinst 'Foxwatchingen', bitte?

[Matariki]

31. nevermind, ich verstehe

'fox watching' indeed.

[longship]

27. Crashcart.

nt

[LiberalEsto]

28. Dick the Impaler nt

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

29. Convict.

:evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

30. Chenus

I will always use Chenus.

[No Exit]

32. Please choose one:

1)Fuckhead 2)Bastard 3)Murderer 4)Pure Evil 5)All of the above, and then some

[EFerrari]

34. Osama bin Cheney.

[bunny planet]

35. Darth Dick

[Buck Rabbit]

36. Old Yeller

After the rabid wolf bite.

[RB TexLa]

37. Federal Prisoner #95848-32596

[BlueIris]

38. Ladies and gentlemen, the thread is won. Thank you very much,

and goodnight.

[ourbluenation]

39. ITA - .that's a winner! Goodnight!

[geckosfeet]

40. Makin little ones outa big ones - perfect! n/t