NYPost: Secret Service on Jenna Case

[sabra]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12092005/gossip/pagesix.htm

SECRET SERVICE ON JENNA CASE


December 9, 2005 -- THE U.S. Secret Service is looking into the mystery of what appears to be Jenna Bush's college ID card that she allegedly left at a bar during a night of partying — after the Feds read about it on PAGE SIX.

On Monday, we broke a story about fun-loving First Daughter Jenna supposedly losing her University of Texas ID and wads of cash at trendy Lower East Side bar Happy Ending. Travis Poston, who runs Web site tbirdshow.com, has video footage of an unidentified man showing what appears to be Jenna's ID from the University of Texas at Austin, which graduated her last year.

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After our story ran, we got a call from First Lady Laura Bush's spokeswoman, Susan Whitson, who blasted us for running the piece and claimed it wasn't true.

But the Secret Service thought our story was solid enough to assign Special Agent Bill Noonan to the case. Poston got a curt e-mail from Noonan on Tuesday that read: "Please contact Special Agent Bill Noonan, United States Secret Service, reference NY Post article dated 12/5/05."

Noonan then paid Poston a visit and obtained a copy of the tape. After presumably viewing the footage, Noonan called Poston back and asked if he knew the identity of the man who appears on it.

[YOY]

1. So the Trust Fund Baby lost her card...so what?

n/t

[sabra]

3. "wads of cash" part seems more interesting...

[YOY]

6. A surprise?

She's a rich little whitebread blueblood. She will never have to worry about "health insurance" or "unemployment." Let the little clueless tw*t spend all of her family's money she wants.

Hell, at least she spent it at a (probably locally owned) bar and not Walmart (like she would ever do that...)

[newscott]

4. I think Laura et al don't know how close to the tree this one fell.

[northzax]

2. er, is a college ID worth anything?

when it belongs to an alumna? why did she have it out, it's not legal ID in New York State, or was she trying to get the Student Discount somewhere?

[Thorandmjolnir]

5. I think the big deal is

that she apparently has graduated from University of Texas already, and shouldn't be flashing a student ID anyway, since she is no longer a student.