This is great. In an interview with the Globe, Mike Wallace is asked what he would ask Bush if Bush were to grant him an interview.
Needless to say, his chance of getting an interview with Bush just went WAY down:
http://www.boston.com/ae/media/articles/2005/12/08/at_87_wallace_still_tells_it_like_it_is/ Q. President George W. Bush has declined to be interviewed by you. What would you ask him if you had the chance?
A. What in the world prepared you to be the commander in chief of the largest superpower in the world? In your background, Mr. President, you apparently were incurious. You didn't want to travel. You knew very little about the military. . . . The governor of Texas doesn't have the kind of power that some governors have. . . . Why do you think they nominated you? . . . Do you think that has anything to do with the fact that the country is so up?