Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'

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Late Show with David Letterman

BREAKING!! Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq...

10. Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign

9. Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah

8. Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge

7. Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'

6. Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama

5. A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head

4. Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb

3. Wait, you mean it ain't going well?

2. Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag

1. Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'


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---Jay Leno

" Martin's ruling Liberal party had engaged in a money laundering scheme that had funneled money into party coffers. Shocking...that somewhere, a liberal party is ruling."
---Jon Stewart


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