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To the "CIC" (Clown in Charge),
Given your predisposition to think that everything you do is Divinely inspired, this needs to be spelled out for you before it happens .....
When the day comes where the US is attacked again on our own territory, make sure you understand IT DOES NOT MEAN God wants you to hang around past your allotted time, as I'm sure you'll want to think.
What IT DOES MEAN is that you're a complete and utter incompetent who has been unable, in all the time you've been in office, to protect the US citizens from the very thing you've been warning us about all these years, something you swore to do when you took office. It means your "flypaper" approach to the war ("fight them there so we don't have to fight them here") is an immense and total failure and your decisions, like all the rest before them, signify stupidity and incomprehension on a scale that defy description or rationality. It means that all the precious lives you've so willingly sacrificed in the name of "your legacy" will most certainly assure your place as the only leader, since BEFORE Christ, to have placed his country in such an inextricable and intractable war - and to have done so freely with little provocation or thought as to its consequences. It means that, ultimately, you'll be the cautionary tale that every succeeding President will be loathe to follow, a legacy you so richly deserve.
In short, what it will mean is that you are not to stay ONE SECOND past your time! You are to pack your bags, gather together your wife and children, and get the fuck out of the White House and run, as fast as your sorry ass can, to the nearest hole in the ground where you are to remain for the rest of your miserable life.
And make damn sure you don't EVER come back out!
Divine inspiration my ass!! You wouldn't know Christ if you ran him over with a Segway!
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