Project X Update - Phase 2 Changes and important announcements

[mikelewis]

Greetings fellow conspirators,

Things have been moving so fast since the completion of Phase I that it seems like months instead of weeks since its completion. A few things have happened that the leadership would like to announce and a few changes are necessary to keep the mission on track. As you know, Phase I met with some early difficulties but the errors were corrected and all teams managed to successfully complete their respective missions. Part of the reason for the confusion was our inability to shift focus as events arose. We have addressed this problem though it still plagues us to some degree, please be patient.

The Murtha announcement was a surprise and has forced us to reconsider several avenues not available to us before. While we should have known about the announcement, we were not the only ones surprised so don't think we are losing our touch. I guess there is a danger in labeling some as impotent DINO's and ignoring their contribution. We will not make that mistake again. As a result, we are expanding the Web to include "mostly harmless". Team Leaders will be given updates directly. Snow flies against the wind when hit by a sausage shaped Zucchini.

There will be Two very huge revelations this week. One of them we had nothing to do with, the other has our dirty fingerprints all over it. I can offer no hints as to which OP' was ours but those who know what's going on won't need any. For those of you in the dark, Patience.

I would like to congratulate Fire-Fox team for their dedication to the cause and once this is all over with, they will be awarded the Medal for their recent effort. Keep up the good work fellas, you're doing wonderful. This goes for all teams.

Recruitment has reached record levels and we will suspend all new recruits except level 4 for the time being. Recruiters, top the mast with the sail and hit the onion for Breakfast.

As always, keep the faith and know that there are good people working to set thing right. It's a difficult task and will take some time. Of course, this is complete bullshit and just ignore everything I just wrote. Project X does not exist and is a figment of some people's imagination. Seriously, it's not real.

Random gibberish will be posted in reply that may or may not mean something. This message has been sanitized. That is all.

[Jara sang]

1. Disinformation or coded message.

Disinformation or coded message. Could be one, could be the other. Only we know the truth. Maybe it's both. Use cryptographic measurement Rural Post Office to decode this message.

[MsKandice01]

2. The black fox howls at midnight..

I repeat...the black fox howls at midnight.

[calimary]

25. And when it turns, it turns in clusters. Out where you vacation, that is.

Message received.

[Richard Steele]

3. Wait a sec- So the snow flies AGAINST the wind now?

In that case,
Does the one-eyed dog still bite Santorum at midnight?

[leftstreet]

6. That's correct. n/t

[LuCifer]

4. This message will self-destruct...

Bragat Hee Haw Hee Bragat
Enny Unnu Wannu
CHUMBA!
It puts the lotion in the basket
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding...

[nickyt]

5. "For those of you in the dark, Patience." That would be moi. 10-4.

[TalkingDog]

7. Yay!!! I'm on the FireFox team!!!

Can I put this on my resume?

Doing wonderful-ly

I repeat...Doing WONDERFULLY...

End transmission.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Will you be needing the tablecloths... I repeat

Will you be needing the tablecloths.

The gravy boats are in the harbor.

[immoderate]

9. Peas porridge hot...

or maybe that's peas porridge cold.

If the shoe fits...

--IMM

[Rosco T.]

10. Remember the Motto of Project X -

"I’ve always said you can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word."

[jazzjunkysue]

22. I thought it was clean mind, clean body, take your pick?

:wtf:

[leeroysphitz]

11. Purple Monkey Dishwasher...

I say again; Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

[brokensymmetry]

12. Encrypted message to Bravo Alpha X-Ray 791:

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Most of you already know BAX791 by screen name, but there can't be any connection with the current project. BAX791 is a patriot in the highest and truest sense. When the story comes out some day, you'll be proud to say you that you were part of DU.

[calimary]

26. Sierra Hotel India Tango. Roger.

November/Tango.

[Dr Fate]

13. For Team Seven only: The fat man is playing the piano.

All Team Seven operatives- PM me ASAP.

[zippy890]

14. go Patriots!

12 should try to Screen Pass, if fails, then the Long Pass.
Up the Middle 83 //Level 4 > go Team go > WC in the Locker Room

look for handshake backdoor 16549

[jim3775]

15. Project Maple is going well

The Canadian election is going to be announced tuesday so we are activating team Furry Beaver.

[meganmonkey]

20. Furry Beaver has much to teach your neighbors in the south

We should be so lucky

:patriot:

[liam_laddie]

16. latest update

All Class F operatives are to download encryption code 17
from you-know-where and apply this patch to the text for the operation originally set for Dec 10. This revision will be available for the next 12 hours. Please re-read the plan and carry out your
duties without hesitation at the designated time and place.
Free pizza and beer if the ops are successful. Do not, repeat, do not wear blue scarfs. Half-ahead...

[mikelewis]

17. ...

[haydukelives]

18. Time to start

Project J
Roger, Roger

[rocktivity]

19. The tea is brewing in the harbor.

This is not a drill. The tea is brewing in harbor.

:hide:
rocknation

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Polish it behind the door, polish it behind the door, polish it behind

the door...repeat quickly for effect...I'm a sheet slitter I slit sheets, I'm a sheet slitter I slit sheets, I'm a sheet slitter I slit sheets...repeat quickly for effect again...and...again...as needed.

Teams Zulu, X-Ray, Tango, Delta, Foxtwat, Alpha, Igloo and Bravo...decode your answers now...Teams Charlie and Echo, stand by to move out...Repeat...Not A Drill...

This post will self destruk at zero 700/12/19/2005...Good Luck...That is all.

[jazzjunkysue]

23. Copy that, squadron leader. Over and out.

[Telly Savalas]

24. And did everyone get the memo about the new cover sheets

for the TPS reports?

[Hobo]

27. The mouse ran up the clock repeat

The mouse ran up the clock. That is all


Hobo

[kliljedahl]

28. hctib ylgu ,live eno si niklaM ellehciM

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[freedomburn]

29. Zeeble warf slagbrat sinduit magahooti gahood. Shleb framnazzle gortz..

Use decoder setting Zaphod-X99.

Further instructions will be sent. Set up the antennas, but don't leave them there after sunrise.

That is all.

fb

[elehhhhna]

30. what is the frequency, kenneth?

[liam_laddie]

31. double secret back channel

"Some say" that Phase 2 has already been declared
a success and the teams should move to Phase 4. Any verifcation from you-know-who? Phase 3 is no longer active?
Or have we been hacked and dis-informed? All ahead full...