Does God not like Bush?

[ck4829]

He chokes on a pretzel, he falls off a segway, he gets injured while riding his bike, etc, etc, etc.

Nasty looking bruises are a trademark of the Bush Administration.

It has to make you wonder, is God sending some of her divine wrath in **'s direction?

[rzemanfl]

1. If there were a God he/she/it would have smote the fucker a long

time ago.

[Warpy]

7. Yeah, where the hell has the lightning been all this time?

The guy rode his stump jumper bike for the cameras in Texas. That would have been a perfect time.

Speaking of which, why hasn't Robertson gotten a good smiting for telling the people in rural Pennsylvania that they couldn't call on god in times of trouble? Where was it when he called down hurricanes and tornadoes on Disney World?

The very fact that none of those overpaid, overstuffed televangelists is standing there with his $2,000 suit smoking and his pomaded hair fried to a crisp over the dead silence over that gay prostitute in the White House press room (not to mention sleepovers) is proof to me that their god doesn't exist, at all.

In any case, if we want the wicked to get a good smiting, we're going to have to rely on our legal system to do it for us. God doesn't seem to be interested.

[rzemanfl]

9. The present blurring of church and state boundaries may bring

them both down. Bush is the best argument against Christianity in a long time.

[Gyre]

14. Here, here! A brilliant insight.

That's why I stopped believing. Proof beyond a reasonable doubt, as they say. Doesn't make me feel any better though.:(

Gyre

[Kurt Remarque]

2. probably just drinking again

no "intelligent design" about this bozo

[niallmac]

6. ...are you talking about god or Bush?

;-)

[mrcheerful]

3. You ever think this is whats going on?

I do not have a drinking problem

I drink

I get drunk

I fall down

No problem
GW Bush

[UTUSN]

4. It's Been Hell n/t

[begin_within]

5. Let's ask him... ->

[mrcheerful]

8. Why doesn't anyone believe I'm the second coming anymore?

[rzemanfl]

10. I am pushing sixty and there haven't been any of those around

in my bedroom for quite a few years now. When I was in my 20's, seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths-no problem...

[upi402]

11. a new-cue-ler smiting is in the offing

* is the antichrist and his minions are Pat Robertson, Dickhead Cheney, John Asscraft, Don 'the butcher' Rumsfeld, et al.

[cdeca2005]

12. Flying Spaghetti Monster...

Flying Spaghetti Monster...has smitefied the gwboooosh.

[prescole]

15. FSM has been whispering in *'s ear in order to punish all of us

for our sins. In a way, we deserve Bush (we elected him)--it's the rest of the world that's getting screwed.

[Jim Sagle]

13. A just god would have ground w into hamburger decades ago.

[Call me Deacon Blues]

16. Yeah, if God is named

Jack Daniels