Bush's Revelation

[ck4829]

Bush is worried that Karl Rove might get in trouble, so he is pacing around the hallways.

Bush: "Man, I'm so worried. I think I may need to get a drink!"

He then sees a ghostly figure in the Oval Office.

Bush runs to his office to see RICHARD NIXON.

Nixon: "Hey George! I was told that if I could manage to do just one good deed, I could go to Heaven."

Bush: "Sweet! You going to offer me some advice?"

Nixon: "Yes I am George. This is what you do: You call the Christian Right a bunch of Losers, you raise taxes 14,000%, and you tell everybody where Osama is at... in the basement of the White House."

THE NEXT DAY

Bush: "Good mornin' Amurika. Yo, this one goes out to the Christian Right. Y'all losers!!!! I'm raisin' taxes a brazillion percent, and oh yeah, Osama is in my basement!"

THAT AFTERNOON

Americans storm the White House and force the Bush Administration out and Nixon ascends to Heaven.

[...of J.Temperance]

1. Heck for a moment I thought

This was going to be a "666" thread.

:scared:

[niyad]

2. oh, I do like your thinking!!

[No Exit]

3. LOL, good one!! A postscript... "and then Osama takes over the

White House and, though somewhat distasteful to Americans at first, turns out to be a better president than Bush was."

Hey, ANYONE could be a better president than Bush.

[waiting for hope]

4. Thanks....bookmarked

for the office on Monday.....:D