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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:29 PM
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Any chance Chimpy will parachute into Iraq this year
bearing gifts of plastic turkeys?

Your predictions!!!

Please!! :D

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mtowngman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:32 PM
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1. We can only hope..... n/t
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:32 PM
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2. He'll have himself shot into Baghdad in a Howitzer shell.
There will be on-board fireworks that spell out "Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless Murka".

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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:33 PM
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3. If he is wearing
that crotch thing, Chris Matthews will become his love slave.
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ananda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:34 PM
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5. It doesn't matter what Shrub wears..
.. Chris Mathews already gets a hardon over power and money.
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:33 PM
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4. I predict he will attempt a showboating parachute jump into Iraq,
but a freak updraft will catch him and send him, protesting feebly, to we-know-not-where.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:46 PM
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6. I hope he rides a bicycle down the airport road.
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:49 PM
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7. He will wear cape and tights and a big "P" - for "Putz" - er- Preznit
A team of Hollywood special effect people will film a stunt of him showing from the skies...It will be probably filmed in Hollywood, with Iraq backgrouds and extras
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:52 PM
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8. He can do it Slim Pickens style...
Yeeeeahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:54 PM
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9. I always get a kick out of seeing that pic
:D
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:56 PM
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10. As god is my witness I thought turkeys can fly.
I am surprised no one at chimp co thought to parachute turkeys into Iraq like on wkrp. That seems like something our commander and thief would try.
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