Check this sh*t out

[upi402]

Taoism: shit happens
Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit


I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit!
:bounce:

[Wetzelbill]

1. oh shit!

[Karenina]

18. The Plan

In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying, "This is a crock
of shit, and it stinks."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail
of dung, and we can't live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a
container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another,
It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It
promotes growth and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company
with very powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.

And that, my friends, is how shit happens.

[upi402]

33. Thanks!

That's funny. I have seen that somewhere, at some time, in some state of mind...or not? :)

[Catamount]

36. That's some good shit! Thanks

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. LOL! That is some funny shit!

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

3. yeah, that is funny

:D

[kweerwolf]

4. Here's some more ...

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".

ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)

SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.

NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.

EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

TV EVANGELISTS: Shit happens - send money.

[enid602]

10. p u

Confucianism: He who shit in church must sit in own pew.

[gordianot]

5. One more

Calvinism You are predestined by God to live in shit

[Broken_Hero]

6. I saw a tshirt like that...

but it had a few more sayings on it, funny shit though...:)

[marew]

7. Saw Bill Maher tonite live in Clearwater, FL.

Now that was funny! Four people in our row got up and left in mid performance...stupid Rethugs must have gotten their delicate little feelings hurt. Must have heard Maher talks about Shrub and thought they were at a Shrub rally. Yes, Rethugs, the truth DOES hurt! Beautiful!

[Carolab]

8. How about

Evangelical Christianity: We make shit up

[MaineYooper]

9. Bushism: Shit, what shit? Why do you hate America and our brave troops?

and besides, the democrats saw the same shit we did and voted for it.

[ashling]

11. Hare Krishna

shit happens, rama rama, ding, ding.

[upi402]

34. You're gonna make me like cats again!

:rofl:
rama rama ding ding

[ashling]

12. Jehova's Witness

knock, knock: shit happens.

[chat_noir]

19. Jehovah's Witness

While travelling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them. - unattributed quote

[tblue37]

20. Sounds like Steven Wright's comedy act.

[painted_black]

37. ever notice...

that those Assembly Halls never have any windows?

[ashling]

13. Methodist:

If you work hard enough, shit won't happen

[ashling]

14. Rastafarean:

that's some good shit!

[upi402]

15. Thanks all! Your shit truly doesn't stink

'cept for trollshit

[upi402]

17. Lurking Troll;

Shit in, shit out, shit for brains.

[AlienGirl]

16. Forteanism: Weird shit happens. nt

[Karenina]

21. And continues to happen.

:shrug:

[frazzledmom]

22. Scientology: It's all alien shit anyway. n/t

[DearAbby]

23. Thank you all for the great laugh!

This was funny shit

[rug]

24. Conservatism: Get your own fucking toilet paper.

[TimeChaser]

25. Agnosticism: What is this shit?

[Contrary1]

26. Bushism:

God told me to do all this shit.

[proud patriot]

27. LOL

:rofl:

[ProSense]

28. All these posts are hilarious. Thank for the laughs. n/t

[POAS]

29. Republican: My shit don't stink.

[Karenina]

30. But yo upper lip man...

Phewwwwie! Where's my hankie???

[Marr]

31. Native American Spirituality: "Shit nourishes the plants."

[FreedomAngel82]

32. LOL

I like the Judaism one. That's cute.

[Occulus]

35. FSMism: too much Holy Sauce will make you shit.

Ramen.

[Catamount]

38. LOL

kicked and nominated

:kick::kick::kick: