You know you're a RW'er if...

[ck4829]

You think Liberals, Muslims, and Professors are out to get you.

You think that Joe Wilson outed Plame.

You think Ann Coulter is hot.

You claim that you need an Assault Rife, a Grenade Launcher, and various other armaments to go hunting.

You supported going after Clinton for just about everything, but think that Liberals are hounding Bush because his Administration outed a covert CIA operative, lied to go to war, etc.

You dream about hearing the voice of Rush Limbaugh at least twice a week.

You think that Condi will beat Hillary in 08.

Add yours.

[WestHoustonDem]

1. You think any criticisms of

Condi, Colin Powell, (Sc)Alito and Michelle Malkin are based in racism.

[Aimah]

2. You think Affirmative Action..

is hiring unqualified minorities but hiring unqualified friends and family is good practice.

[mcctatas]

3. If someone puts their ear next to yours and hears the sound of the ocean

:rofl:

[emdee]

19. This will be my favorite one....

no matter what else is posted!
:headbang:

[PatrioticLeftie]

4. You think being pro-life

Only refers to the unborn. Once that cord is cut, you're on your own.

[waiting for hope]

5. You think Bush IS the brains behind

all of the administration's directive....

[yasmina27]

6. You think that Saddam Hussein had anything to do with 9/11.

[yasmina27]

7. You think....

...we're fighting them over there, so we don't have to fight them over here.

[wallwriter]

8. You think public education should be

run like a business with competition and rigorous tests for funding . But defense and FEMA contracts should be given to crony firms on a cost-plus basis without audits or oversight.

[Johnny Noshoes]

9. If you think

the New York Post is not RW enough.

"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough."
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd US President (1882-1945)

[yasmina27]

10. You think...

Ronald Reagan belongs on Mount Rushmore.

[Johnny Noshoes]

13. Or better yet

old Raygun should be on both the dime and the five dollar bill -- aaack:puke:

[yasmina27]

11. You don't think! n/t

[Lubernaut]

12. You think...

you think.

[Johnny Noshoes]

15. You think you think

therefore you might be or might not :-)

[Lubernaut]

23. That which may or may not kill us

may or may not enjoy hamburgers.

[Johnny Noshoes]

24. In best Python voice

What's all this then? This is getting very silly :-)

[Lubernaut]

31. My hovercraft is full of eels.

[TheGunslinger]

36. heh heh

[liberal N proud]

14. If you think the economy is doing great

And:
You think attacking Iraq was done to spread democracy

[bliss_eternal]

16. You believe EVERYTHING on Fox news

and wait patiently to hear what Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and the others have to say before you dare tell anyone what you think about anything.

[emdee]

17. If you cannot understand that...

China isn't the most desirable loan-shark to deal with.
And if you also cannot understand that surpluses are G-O-O-D.

[WestHoustonDem]

18. You think Bill O'Reilly and Hannity are hot n/t

[MrMonk]

22. You never watch Bill O'Reilly or Hannity

because you're male and you think they're hot.
And you blame *them* for it.

[bliss_eternal]

20. You believe sex w/your wife is for procreation only.

Mistresses are for what your wife won't do for you at home.

[WestHoustonDem]

21. Abstinence only education will stop teen sex n/t

[TimeChaser]

38. Ahaha! Of course it will!

:rofl:

[tallahasseedem]

25. If you think

putting a support the troops magnet, a window American flag, and a "choose life" license plate on your vehicle somehow makes you morally superior and more patriotic to those who dont.

[begin_within]

26. The Republican Commandments, part 1... -->

[begin_within]

27. The Republican Commandments, part 2... -->

[PurityOfEssence]

28. Your jokes are based on the misfortune of others.

You enjoy seeing poor people get taken.

Your political arguments start with "Why should I...".

[WernhamHogg]

29. If you

If you call yourself a Christian while cheerleading the war in Iraq.

If you believe Bill O'Reilly when he says he is a moderate.

If you believe that Alan Colmes is a liberal.

If you believe you are being "persecuted" because your state may soon allow gay marriage.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

30. If you think buying a yellow ribbon for a dollar and putting it o

on your hummer makes you a patriot...

[Johnny Noshoes]

33. Every time I see one of those

I want to slap a piece of paper on the windshield asking "How many Marines per gallon do you get"? They'd just get more resentful and it wouldn't work anyway.

"Patriotism is not about blind loyalty to your nations leaders or founders,it is about a willingness to always look for the truth. Patriotism is about making your nation better for everyone, not just the rich."
--Nameless Soldier

[Rocknrule]

32. you think Bill Clinton was the 20th hijacker

[LiberalPersona]

34. You think that

Waving a piece of cloth (a flag) is patriotism, but fighting for your constitutional rights (except the 2nd amendment) is anti-American communism (the ACLU).

[Rocknrule]

35. You think the 2nd Amendment

is the only important part of the Constitution and that hating gays is the only important part of Christianity

[stepnw1f]

37. You Mistake Fascism for Democracy (nt)

[DemGirl7]

39. if your idea of balanced news sources are FOX and the 700 Club

didn't really come up with this on my own, I saw it some website, and it's one of my faves ever since.:7