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MESSAGE FROM RANDI
11.09.2005
"All we are is dust in the wind."
- Kansas
"Gravity isn't real and dinosaurs are dragons from Hell."
- The Other Kansas
If Katrina and Iraq woke-up a politically sleepy nation to the horrors of neocon rule, let us hope what Kansas has done to their children exposes the extreme danger of the Rapture Right.
In a 6-4 ruling on Tuesday, the Kansas School Board has paved the way for Creationism to be taught, not in a comparative religion class, but as hard science.
Science is the study of the Natural World. Creationism is the study of the Supernatural World.
The US is chronically embarrassed by our pathetic math and science ranking in the world. More and more of our postgraduate research slots are being awarded to foreign students for lack of qualified or interested Americans. And as we enter the "century of biology," we are condemning ourselves to myth and magic while other nations simply pass us by.
Although, there are some signs of hope. Also on Tuesday, the people of Pennsylvania sent all the Flat-Earth freaks on their school board packing.
Get involved, stay informed and do the right thing even when no one is looking. We get but one chance to raise our kids.
Thanks for listening!
Love ALLways,
Randi
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We love and miss you you, Jenny!
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QUOTABLE RANDI
KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD - "Doctor, my heart is attacking me. / Well, it must be haunted. / What do I do? / Pray."
"Kansas, preparing young minds for the high tech jobs of 1652."
PENN. SCHOOL BOARD - "Does this mean that Pennsylvania is more highly evolved or more intelligently designed than Kansas? Yes, yes it does."
WHITE HOUSE ETHICS TRAINING - "What's the next best thing to simply hiring ethical people? Explain to the crooks and liars you hired instead how ethical people would act."
"Bush's answer to TraitorGate is to have his work wife Harriet Miers wag her finger at a room full of war criminals."
RAPTURE RIGHT - "Since when does Jesus side with rich, greedy warmongers?"
"They stole the Jesus! They take away faith and make their version of God a fact."
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QUOTEABLE GOP
"What I saw was a cabal between the vice-president of the United States, Richard Cheney, and the secretary of defense, Donald Rumsfeld…"
- Col. Lawrence Wilkerson, former chief of staff to Colin Powell
Photoshop art by Randi listener, "Monk"
"At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."
- Except from THE APPRENTICE, by I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Former Chief of Staff to Vice President Dick Cheney
"Ronald Reagan understood that the far right wing doesn't always want to be satisfied. He understood that he could give them some things, but not everything. They don't want to be satisfied. They want to raise money on their discontent."
- Ken Duberstein, Former Ronald Reagan Chief of Staff
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TOO NEWSY FOR THE NEWS
What you didn't see on the TeeVee...
Kansas opts for myth and magic over science and fact
Pennsylvania goes anti-Kansas
Napalm is back and white phosphorus may have been used on Iraqi civilians
Bush has borrowed more foreign money than all 42 of his predecessors combined
More Heckuva Job Brownie Katrina emails released
IRS harassing a church for the sin of insinuating that Jesus was peaceful
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