I was only kidding.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

You didn't think I was serious with all those prepositions,
did you? Come on, you can take a choke, can't you? Let's
be friends and all work together now.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Can I take a choke on you Mr. Kalee-Forn-ya?

Bite me.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. Did you see me with the big smile on TV?

I don't really care anyway because I am happy
no matter what. It only stings a little bit when
I think about it.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Yeah, whatever, just stay away from my breasts.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. I have been deprive of my wife's company

because I was trapsing around the state trying
to give the people what is best for them but I
can't help it if they accidentally voted no.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Stop being an executive Girly Man

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. My feelings are a little hurt

so I will think over if I will run again
instead of becoming a movie star again. I
have many offers. On every road there is a
bump and it was because of ads from people who
are jealous of me and my happiness and way of
life.

[fooj]

3. Sure. The legislature can't wait to work with you!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. I am being mistreated and misunderstood.

The bad ads against me fooled many people.

[SoCalDem]

8. Get your checkbook out you "looser-man"

You owe Kelli-forn-ya a ton of money for your lamebrained ideas..

[A-Schwarzenegger]

It is in the mail.

I will borrow more from the schools because
children don't need all that money. Children
love me and if they could vote I would be
celebrating voctory instead of smiling through
the graveyard. I am going to watch some of my movies
all night to cheer me up.

[SammyWinstonJack]

65. Shouldn't that be girly man?

And he should have to pay back the good people of California for his self serving failed agenda. Pretty sure my brother and sister are pissed at his self serving antics! What the hell is wrong with Maria? *shakes head*

[gardenista]

10. Now, now, Mr. Arnold, time for your shot.

I know the needle looks big, but don't worry, my Union approved it.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. I don't take steroids any more.

I don't take them any less either.
But seriously OK I do need some drugs.
I'll tell you this but don't tell anybody
else..... It hurts to lose and lose big!
I feel very un love tonight.

[gardenista]

16. I know, we have a special pill for you... Now, count backwards from 76...

Oh dear! Doctor? I think it's a code BLUE!!!!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

18. I am feeling sad and lonesome and my muscles are looking at me funny.

But why don't you go a head and rub it in.
Some people have a shadenfraud in they're system
so let it out. I am watching Kindegarten Cop and
laughing in my soup.

[WilliamPitt]

11. I just peed on myself a little bit

[A-Schwarzenegger]

13. Out of sympathy for me, yes?

It hurts man.

[SoCalDem]

31. There is medicine for "hurts when you pee"

just watch tv with a paper and pen.. wait for a lady skipping through a field of flowers, and write down the name on the screen.. ask your doctor

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. How about medicine for "hurts when I think."

[Pacifist Patriot]

39. You think?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

41. I think, therefore, I hurt.

[SoCalDem]

47. I HAVE heard people say that you are a pain

[tridim]

14. Yes Arnie, it IS a too-mahhh

You're a big part of the cancer that is the Republican Party and the life expectancy projections don't look too good.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. I am really a Democrat in my heart.

I was only trying to make Republican look bad.
I will run next time as Democrat and friend of
union, teacher, policeman, Indian, nurse, gals.

[Bouncy Ball]

17. I told you to stay away.

Ewwwww, your hands are sweaty, bugger off!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. All I need is a hug.

What can you do when you own wife won't campaingn
for your propositions or vote for them? Ouch man!

[donheld]

19. You want a choke? I'll tell you a choke

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. Is that a scene from Hamlet?

I love Shakespeare thanks for trying to cheering me up
but I am watching many of my movies at once to remember
why I am beautiful and wonderful and powerful. I am
crushing a toaster as I type.

[barb162]

72. We liked you better as Conan than as guv. How about another

Conan movie instead of another Governor run.

[ReadTomPaine]

21. Photo without comment.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

23. What did Tom Paine look like in his underpants?

I look pretty good for somebody that took steroids
for forty years.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. Is it me, or does his stomach have a fucking FACE on it?

Maybe Abe Vigoda?

[Warren DeMontague]

27. No, no, no, my bad

it's Brad Dourif, for sure.

[tridim]

29. Marlon Brando in The Godfather!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

34. It was suppose to be the face of Maria.

We remove the fat from her actual face and mixed it
with steroids and implanted the brew, but it sagged
into Homer Simpson.

[Duer 157099]

38. I laughed so hard when I read that I nearly passed out, thanks n/t

[flygal]

102. ................

It's Jesus or Mary - I'm putting it up for bid on Ebay.

[MADem]

52. I'll see you your hairy man boobs, and raise you a speedo!!!

[Occulus]

66. I just puked into my mouth. n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

68. My beauty and power have that effect on many many people.

[barb162]

73. Guv, what's that bump 5" above that enormous bellybutton

[SoCalDem]

75. It's a nose

a belly face..like the man in the moon face

[A-Schwarzenegger]

79. It's a lump of Fig Newtons, steroids, silicone, and fat from Maria's face

mushed together as part of a facsimile of her nose
that I had implanted on my torso to show my love,
however, unfortunately, it went a little south. Now
she weeps and throws herself against the wall when
I disrobe, and it hurts almost as much as the numbers
73, 74, 75, 76, and 77.

[barb162]

83. Ahhrnie, maybe you want to beef up the CA psychiatric hospitals

and go in for a little rest, quick check-up, a bit of testing. Trust me

[A-Schwarzenegger]

84. I AM NOT cRAZY!@#$%^

DO nOT CALL ME CRAZY!!@#?I AM NOT CRAZY I TELL YOU NoW!@)(*&^

[Elidor]

97. LMAO...you guys are killing me!

[barb162]

81. LOL, LOL Now come on!!

Whaddaya think that bump is?

[Warren DeMontague]

24. We want our eighty million dollars back nt

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. Uh, yeah, just a second,

it's around here somewhere. What's 80 million
between friends?

[alittlelark]

28. DUDE.... Cut out the 'Roids!!! Do a few more movies as a

'Lovable Grandpa" (it fits now, doesn't it!) Then we'll decide if we want to piss on your grave or not.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

30. Hmmm.

I do need a rest. If I was a grampa that raised sprouts
I could be known as THE GERMINATOR!

[Bluebear]

32. You cun spent more time mit Maria now n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

35. Just exactly what I want.

California hates me because of my way of life.

[Cha]

36. This is a perfect time

to crack us up, A-Schwarzenegger!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

37. I'm watching "The Price Is Right"

and crying in my knockwurst. I have been betrayed
by the state that I saved from boringness. I need
to crush something to make myself feel better. Later I am
going to put on a disguise, a mumu and a wig, and wander
around in the rain and go into the supermarket and crush
tomatoes and avocados and see if anybody says anything.

[Generic Other]

40. Crushed, flaccid, impotent, limp, wilted, shriveled, spindly, feeble

overinflated, spineless, windy, flabby, verbose, fleshy, bombastic, sagging, fossilized, moth-eaten paper tiger.

Did I miss anything?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

42. Yes! Lonelyman!

Everybody doesn't love a looser.
Even Gray Davis won't call me back.

[Lisa]

43. Hey, Arnie! Have you still got that big sword from the Conan movie?

You know that at least part of this is George W.'s fault. So the next time he sets foot in California, I think that you would be quite justified in bringing that sword and chasing him around and around the podium with it. (He doesn't know it's about as sharp as his own brain, so my guess is that he will be very frightened and wet himself.)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

56. He won't retuirn my calls. Even Sen. John McCain

won't return my calls. You know he shilled for me
on the reapportion proposition. Now I called him and it's
Arnold who? I feel so bad I'm going to go turn on all my Hummers
at once and burn up lots of gasoline to show those nurses,
police, teachers, fireman, policeman, I am so sick of California!
I am going to make my next movie about how a wonderful powerful
alien with magnificent buttock come down and crush California!
The great ungrateful state!

[MojoXN]

44. Forcibly fondle any young women lately, governator?

Though I must say, I just LOVED the scene in some documentary or another in which you, how do you say, toke up... We should party together sometime. I never blazed with an Austrian before!

MojoXN

[Wetzelbill]

50. hahaha

[A-Schwarzenegger]

53. I am so full of steroids right now

that I believe I won all the propositions.

[Wetzelbill]

45. dude you are a genius

no doubt about it.

[Cha]

48. I agree, dude's been

cracking me up since 2003!

[Wetzelbill]

49. He's the Zen master

the rest of us mere mortals can only hope to be on A-Schwarzenegger's level.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

55. I am on the floor curled up with my Austrian flag blankee.

I don't want to be Governor any more. I am
going to dye my hair a nice kumquat-orange
to cheer myself up. I am going to eat twenty
pound of Fig Newtons. I am going to hide inside
the television and pretend I am the newsman and
report that all my propositions won.

[Wetzelbill]

78. lol

oh lord...

you are a true original.

[ernstbass]

46. You're such a girly man!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

85. Am not.

[SmokingJacket]

51. Keeck. nt

[FreedomAngel82]

54. Yeah right

Only because he lost.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

60. Loosing is all part of a biggger plan.

I'll be ...........

[peekaloo]

57. LOL. Ahnol you joke cause you care.

That was YOUR $50 mil spent for shits and giggles, right?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

61. Wasn't it entertaining?

I have made you happy. Is that not all you ask for of me?

[Midlodemocrat]

58. Arnie, I didn't realize that all those votes were about grammar.

I thought they were Propositions. My bad.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

62. Over under sideways down.

I got the blues.

[nicknameless]

59. Get yer grubby mitts off of our state!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

63. Look how happy I was in that picture with my kilts and fishnets.

It seems like just yesterday.

[Swamp Rat]

64. Which clone are you?

Your papers and your clone number! OBEY!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

67. Look what a beautiful powerful creature I am! You do me justice!

How could I loose?
How could I possibly loose?
How could I possibly loose ANYTHING??!!@#$

[Swamp Rat]

69. You were designed that way.

Look! You made it to 4000 posts.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

70. Congratulations to me I win something now!

Wild art, man. Have you done anything with Chalabi?
I'm watching him on CSPAN. I wonder if he can use any
help over there? I am on my way down and he is on his
way up so it might behoof me to hook my star to his wagon.

[Swamp Rat]

71. Nothin' yet on Chalabi...

I haven't figured out yet to which sub-phylum he belongs. Is he even a vertebrate?

If not, you can make him into a tasty snack. Just don't forget to bring a bottle of Tom DeLay's Hot sauce.

[barb162]

74. Why don't you join him in Iraq? He can crown you King of Iraq

Wouldn't you like that?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

86. I like the sound of it .... KING

Chalabi seems like a jolly fellow, I could get
along with him, designing Propositions for Iraq
which him and I would vote on.

[XemaSab]

76. Hey Ahnold,

What's up with you not being able to pronounce the name of the state that you're the governor of? Hmm???

Inquiring minds and all...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

87. What do you mean? Watch & listen ...

.....California. Perfect.

[gardenista]

77. By the way, now that we're discussion your failures

What about that time you decided to make a cigar lounge on the patio of the Governor's office, you know, your temporary one, and you laid a bunch or astroturf over the drain and then your friends all smoked their cigars and put them out in the potted plants and then it rained and there was a bunch of, like, $30,000 worth of water damage. When you get the loan to cover the special election failure, can you please pay for that, too, because the next Governor is not going to be happy about all those stains on the carpet. Thank you.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

88. "Please don't confront me with my failures, I'm aware of them".

That's my good friend Greg Allman's alteration of my good friend Jackson Browne's line, and it applies to you and me.

As for My Cigar Getaway No Girls Allowed Lounge, yes I am proud
of it and thank you for saying that I deserve a place where my good
pals and I can take our clothes off and prance around smoking cigars
and laughing about the people and slapping one another's on our hairy
white backs and getting drunk and comparing gentials.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

80. Unfortunately with the new sock puppet rules, Governor Davis

cannot respond

A hearty fuck you to those who used sock puppets to be malicious

[A-Schwarzenegger]

89. Please ask your pal Gray to take my calls!

I want to get a hold of him and ask him if he would
be interested in being co-Governor for a while and see how
it works out. It has nothing to do with my Props getting
trounched. I just need a few days or months off and you know
to tell you the truth OK I don't much like being Governor much
any more bleeh.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

91. He's busy raising money to defeat you...he wants you to have a long

vacation...he's selling a Cah-lee-foh-nia Governor action figure

[A-Schwarzenegger]

93. I have been on a long vacation

ever since I got elected. I have analyzed the special
election results and concluded that the content of my
propositions actually passed but the propositions
themselves lost because the people don't like
propositions. So, actually, I won but the outer shell
of the propositions lost.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

94. And 35% of Californians don't hate you which is a high expression of love

as long as we're making shinola outta shit

[A-Schwarzenegger]

95. Shinola outta shit.

Could we write that up into a proposition?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

96. Yeah we could call it Prop #2

[A-Schwarzenegger]

98. ! ... Well, it won't smell any worse than the others did.

Somebody get me out of this movie.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

101. I don't think there are degrees of smell once it gets this bad

I mean...what's worse? A hundred rotting corpses and a turd? or a hundred rotting corpses and a rose.


Buy yourself out..finance the Democrat running against you...whom I hope is Phil Angelides

[Skidmore]

82. Sure took a chunk out of the state coffers to support this vote

didn't he? Tax payers in CA should slap the Terminator into the 23rd century.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

90. I would love to be slaped into 23rd Century.

I am tired of this job and this century. When you make
a bad movie you laugh it off and make another movie. When
your Governorship goes down you can't get out of it. I am
stuck in a bad movie and they wonder if I want to keep
making it again next year!? Oh yeah of course I do!??

[Wetzelbill]

92. Kick

It had to be done.

[OhNoTheyDidNot]

99. let me do the honer of putting this post at 100

[OhNoTheyDidNot]

100. opps

[ErisFiveFingers]

103. Kick

... and all of these things.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

104. "If I were to do another Terminator movie,

I would have the Terminator travel back in time
to tell Arnold not to have a special election."

I may have just have the total crap beat out of me by
the people of California that I love and that have hurt
me, but I still can make funny things to say in a spirit
of New Coooperation for All California Everywhere.

[OhNoTheyDidNot]

105. One-TERM-anator

[A-Schwarzenegger]

106. You-WISH-anator.

I'll run as a Democrat next time. Everybody will
be laughing and making fun and they'll vote for me
just for fun to see how I'll do as a Democrat. The
people are very easy to fool like children. They liked
the propositions but they don't like the proposition
process. They didn't like to have to go outside of their
house to vote so they blamed me, like children blaming
Daddy for spinach. I need a strong enemy, like Gray Davis,
to fight against, an evil monster, in order to use all
my powers and win back the people's love and adoration.

[OhNoTheyDidNot]

107. you are one funny dude a-s. thank you for the only laugh I had today :)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

108. Thank you, and I also hoped you learned a lesson, too,

whatever it may be. I'll probably be in China where I am
understood and loved unconditionaly still, by the time
you read this, so I wish you weren't here. Just kidding.
No, I am really going to China to try my propositions
over there. Arnold Genghis Schwarzenegger Khan.