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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:03 PM
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Harriet Miers.... picks up the rice in a church and eats it for lunch.
Ah, look at all the hopeless losers!
Ah, look at all the well-paid cronies!

Harriet Miers picks up the rice in the church
and eats it for lunch,
She likes the crunch.
Waits at the window, wearing a wig
That she keeps in a jar by the door,
Who was it for?

All the worthless has-beens, where do they all come from?
All the right-wing bozos, where do they all belong?

L. "Scooter" Libby, writing the words of a memo
That no one will read.
(No one can read.)
Look at him stumble, throwing his crutches at night
When there's nobody there, what does he care?

All the Bush ass-kissers, where do they all come from?
All the friends of Cheney, where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all those pudgy people!
Ah, look at all those ugly mug shots!

Poor Michael Brown, died in the church and was buried
A True Fashion God.
Heckuva job.
See Donald Rumsfeld wiping the dirt from his hands
As he walks to his grave
No one was saved.

All the Bush appointees, where do they all come from?
All the rich white convicts, where do they all belong?
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:08 PM
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1. Love it!
So much talent at DU.
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:11 PM
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2. Excellent......And

in the end... the hate you generate will condemn you all to hell...your fate.
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Daphne08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:12 PM
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3. It's a keeper!
:)
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Angry Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:13 PM
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4. Very nice!
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:21 PM
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5. Poor Harriet
She thought the worst was over. She doesn't know DU, very well, does she?

Bang bang Weaver's silver hammer came down upon her head...
Bang bang Weaver's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
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booksenkatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:31 PM
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6. E.R. is one of my fav Beatles songs, and I've gotta say...
BRAVO!! I enjoyed the hell outta this. I think my fav parts are the short lines that fit so well, i.e. she likes the crunch, no one can read, heckuva job.... brilliant!!
:rofl:

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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:41 PM
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8. well thanks
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yorkiemommie1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 01:32 PM
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7.  great !
n/t
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 02:14 PM
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9. and tonight Mr. Bush is popping some pills.....
Sitting here racking my brain trying to be half as clever as you, Mr. Weaver!

My brothers used to plop me down in front of the hi-fi speakers back in the late 60's when I was in pre-school and put Sgt. Pepper's on. I have so many associations with the images in that album as a result.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-05-05 03:34 PM
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10. I read the news today. Oh boy.
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-06-05 11:36 AM
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11. kick
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-06-05 11:51 AM
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12. McCartney/Lennon/Weaver LOL
:toast:
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