If Rove goes job-hunting, what will it say on his resume?

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[oioioi]

able to work on day release program only.

[Greeby]

1. 1971 - 2005 ratfucker supreme

That pretty much covers it :)

[DistressedAmerican]

2. RATFUCKER!

[Betsy Ross]

5. Most people dislike rats,

but this is demeaning to the poor rodents.

[peekaloo]

3. Can not only shine shit but make it edible too.

[orpupilofnature57]

4. Rabble Rouser, self serving

[stillcool]

6. I was a teenage werewolf? ...

[Silverhair]

7. You know who I am and what I can do. Your losing campaign needs me. NT

[SONUVABUSH]

8. Fat Slob Rove

Rove's resume will say: Lifelong partisan Hack, Bald slob, Liar, Crook, plays Ned Beatty look alike in the remake of Deliverance. Enjoys the role...too much.

[newyawker99]

10. Hi SONUVABUSH!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[ComerPerro]

11. Exactly. Rove will be just fine.

The sleaze who hires him won't care about resumes. All they want is his dirty tricks and his decision-making process, which isn't guided by genius of any kind but instead by a complete disregard for decency, morality, and legality.

[Ksec]

9. Have Swiftboat Liars, will travel

The swiftboat pets will be his shining example of lie and smear politics. He brought politics down to a level never seen before. He made the country so divided that it wouldnt take much to get an actual shoot em up civil war going. Oh Rove will surely burn someday.