Karl Rove *IS* Piggly-Wiggly! (A Poem.)

[Writer]

Wiggle wiggle little worm,
Like a slug with lots of squirm.
Mouth agape, in need of tape
Jeff's nearby in but a cape.

Whip and trip the piggy pie
This "genius" is but a big lie.
Sooey piggle, sooey wiggle
Fitz gives us a little giggle.

No papers means the pig's a joke
No matter what, he's in a poke.
Skewer deep into the creep
Roast him till we hear no peep.

Piggly Wiggly tries to wiggle
Wiggly piggly, luck's so fickle.
Piggy thought he had us bought,
But Piggly-Wiggly has been caught.

Sooey! The End.

[Writer]

1. How can you ignore political art - you all suck!

:rofl: ;) ;) ;)

[Patsy Stone]

4. Look at all the little piggies...

living piggy lives. :)

[bleever]

2. I like it. Except that it might be unfair to real pigs.

:thumbsup:

[Patsy Stone]

3. It's true

They don't deserve the comparison. :)

[Writer]

5. I'm kicking this again, dagnabbit.

I put too much effort into this! For shame you anti-piggy poem fiends! ;)