The Adventures of Batrick Fitzgerald [dialup warning]

[The Witch]

One night in Washington, D.C....


"I'm here, Ambassador. What can I do for you?"


"Batrick! Thank goodness you're here! They've got my wife... they've got her NAME!"


"Who do you mean?"


"All of them!..."


"There's Scoo-face..."


"And the Rover..."


"Ratwoman..."


"And the Diddler..."


"I think the Vulture is behind it all, but I can't prove it! Can you help me, Batrick?"


"Leave it to me, Ambassador. They won't get away with it."

To Be Continued....(?)

[wakeme2008]

1. I love it

:)

[Halliburton]

2. LOL

:rofl:

[Justice]

3. too funny.

[Straight Shooter]

4. Ratwoman and the Diddler

Bwahahahahaha!

[PA Democrat]

5. LOL! The dreaded diddler! n/t

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. Lol. n/t

[tulsakatz]

7. how cute!!

and Batrick saves the day!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. Great!

[politicaholic]

9. That's Hilarious!

very good job.

I can't wait to see the next installment.

[leveymg]

10. You did all this today, didn't you? Bravo!

This deserves to be Frontpaged.}(

[The Witch]

12. The Photoshopping sucks that much, I know.

(/self-deprecating)

I wish I was a photoshop genius, but I thought the idea kicked ass ^_^

i dunno bout frontpage but a few well-placed recs wouldn't hurt :P

[leveymg]

15. No, it's just right. It works - keep at it.

WE WANT TO SEE MORE, TOMORROW.

No more dallying, get back to work! :7 :thumbsup:

[The Witch]

17. You kidding me? I put off work to do this!

If I don't get that 5th rec, I will bill you all for missed productivity! :rofl:

[leveymg]

19. My accounts payable are on a 30-year payment cycle.

Hope you're patient. But, think of the compound interest!

[Hardrada]

11. Good work!!

[SeattleGirl]

13. Bravo!!!

I can't wait for the next installment!

[annabanana]

14. Oh now, that is TOO funny!

A fer sher K&R

diddler
*snort*

[A Simple Game]

16. Great, please continue.

[stevedeshazer]

18. Nicely done.

[FizzFuzz]

20. OMG!!! This Rocks!!!!

Cutest thing in the world!!!

More please!

(wow, I think this is the first time I've opened a post with OMG. You should be impressed ;) )

[hootinholler]

21. Be back next week for the next episode.

Same bat-time, same bat-channel.

:rofl:

Nice.

-Hoot

[pacalo]

22. Well done! You rock, Witch!

:toast:

[crispini]

23. Adorable! good job!

[texpatriot2004]

24. Kapow! Bam! n.t

[FreedomAngel82]

25. That's great!

LOL. I love it. My hero!

[Catherine Vincent]

26. LOL! Cute!

Batrick Fitzgerald. LOL!

[Stephanie]

27. bravo!

:rofl:

[Kire]

28. Kicked and nominated.

nt

[ThingsGottaChange]

29. Excellent!! Great Job!!!!! nt

[Leopolds Ghost]

30. Rumsfeld is the Riddler, sez I... (Rumsfeld Fighting Technique)

Cheney is the Penguin... otherwise... PERFECT!!!

Rumsfeld: "Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black insurgency? Who can SAY what they may do? It's a riddle! There are known knowns and known unknowns. You must find your way out of Iraq before these here IEDs cut you right in half, Fitzman. Tee hee hee hee!!"

Plus he has all those kung fu moves!!!

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique (AKA The Riddler):

http://poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845

(The 5,000 Deadly Styles of Rumsfeld)

So * is "the Diddler"... or perhaps... the incompetent crony capitalist
who gets his comeuppance in every episode of Batman (at least the movie versions)??

Scooface: "My dear Ms. Miller, the aspens are turning. They are telling you to return to life -- and death. In order to decide which way they are turning, I must flip a coin."

[Wilms]

31. Great stuff. n/t

:)