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mshasta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:48 PM
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If Fox News Had Been Around Throughout History
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 01:49 PM by mshasta
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NorCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:55 PM
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1. Hilarious! Good job Mshasta! n/t
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mshasta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:15 PM
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12. I know this guys are the best
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:58 PM
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2. "Dateline Golgotha, 33AD: Jewish terrorist executed."
Fanatical hardliner crucified, militant sect disbanded.
Attacked moneylenders in temple.
Thought himself king of the Jews.
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mshasta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:02 PM
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3. LOL
freaking liberals..talking shit.. :crazy:
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:03 PM
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5. Nail 'em up, it's the only language they understand. n/t
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:34 PM
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16. Cambodia: Mission Accomplished! Our glorious leader Pol Pot
has rid the country of those rabble rousing educated people that have become corrupted by Western influences. If you have any sympathy for them then you are a terrorist.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:03 PM
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4. Second thread on it but it needs a kick
:kick:
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prescole Donating Member (416 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:03 PM
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6. Fringe radicals foment unrest in colonies
Demand "representation" and "independence" from the Crown
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:07 PM
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7. 1939: Germans bring democracy to Poland. n/t
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mshasta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:13 PM
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10. liberal conspiracy theories:
Nazis building concentration camps.
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:30 PM
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15. Unpatriotic liberals spreading their whacky theories.
You know what they are: COMMUNISTS! That's right. Anyone who doubts liberals are Communists is a Commie themselves.
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wellst0nev0ter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:10 PM
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8. Heh, Those Fark Kids Can Be Really Creative
nt
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:10 PM
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9. So true.
If I weren't so busy hating everything this morning, I'd photoshop this into something like what you've done. Great stuff! Thanks for making me smile.


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mshasta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:15 PM
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11. this guys did it....
no me I just found the page and is worth to spread the word around.. !!

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1ldyn/id2.html
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:21 PM
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13. Or Fox News from the future:
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 02:33 PM by kiki
Dateline 2155: The race of giant alien Ant People from Proxima Centauri that enslaved all mankind last year has announced a bold new measure to combat growing economic stagnation on Earth, now known as Slave Planet 21d.

A spokescreature for the Proxima Interim Government said: "All patriotic Earthlings are requested to register for involuntary duties at their nearest sugar mine." Fox News commentator The Reanimated Head of Bill O'Reilly welcomed the news, saying: "It's about time all us worthless homo sapiens knuckled down and stopped criticising our alien overlords."

Fox was the only media network to openly endorse the invasion of our planet by the Ant People when it began in 2154.

(Apologies to The Simpsons.)

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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:28 PM
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14. I love the O'Reilly one. I can see him saying just that.
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 02:36 PM
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17. That was BEYOND hilarious!!!
Thee are more than a few Fox-addicts on my union BBS, and I had just thrown that court admission by Fox at them ("lie or deliberately distort news reports on public airwaves"). I just now added that link. LOL LOL LOL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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