Suggested titles for Jeff Gannon's book

[mokawanis]

That's right, he says he's "working on the content" of a book. AmericaBlog has a thread up asking readers to suggest titles and the results are pretty funny. Anyone here at DU care to make suggestions?

Best I saw at http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/10/jimmyjeff-gucke... were:

How I blew my White House Access
Inside the Seats of Power
Tool of the Establishment

[Snotcicles]

1. Theres a mole in the hole. n/t

[YDogg]

7. There's a Tear in My Beer

[Snotcicles]

29. My ass is my pass. n/t

[YDogg]

2. "How We Were Screwed"

[ohio_liberal]

3. "It's not who you know; It's who you blow"

[politicaholic]

4. The White House: More Fun Than Band Camp.

[snippy]

5. Bush's Man Date "8 Inches Uncut" n/t

[notadmblnd]

6. Plugging Karl

nt

[Loge23]

8. Back Door Man

Whoops, it's already taken.

[IntravenousDemilo]

9. "This Gun for Hire"

And the jacket cover would feature the spread-eagle picture of Gannon with his big, erect "gun".

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

10. A Spy in the House of Rove

[William769]

11. Playing in the rose garden again.

[CelticWinter]

12. All good titles--heres mine

I am Deep Throat
Handle Bar Ears--Hears
A Band of Butt-Buddies

[Democrats_win]

19. Real Men Eat Bush???!!!!?/\

[CelticWinter]

26. lol too funny n/t

[TahitiNut]

66. "Ins and Outs of the Offal Orifice - No Bush For Me"

[Snotcicles]

107. LOL

[jazzjunkysue]

13. Stand By Your Man

[jazzjunkysue]

14. Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places

[jazzjunkysue]

18. He Works Hard For The Money

This is just too friggin' easy.

[jazzjunkysue]

20. He's once, twice, three times a lady.

[jazzjunkysue]

27. It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World

The Man I Love

[mzteris]

23. you mean - Stand BEHIND your Man....

[jazzjunkysue]

38. ....Sorry.

[Democrats_win]

15. Whore Zone

[Snotcicles]

24. Self Delete

[CTyankee]

16. I'm called little buttercup, sweet little buttercup

from Gilbert and Sullivan, of course.

[Marr]

17. 200 Pages, Cut

[Catherine Vincent]

21. "Divorced From Reality"

[marmar]

22. Inside the Belt(way)

[Mark E. Smith]

25. To Sir With Love

[hvn_nbr_2]

28. Hot Military Stud 4 DC Chickenhawks

[TheCowsCameHome]

30. Bald and Balled: Under (the) cover(s) in the WH Press Corps

[TheCowsCameHome]

98. "Jeff Gannon, White House Chief of Stiff"

[Lubernaut]

31. The Whore of Babble On

[Raster]

48. Bravo!!!

[MisterP]

32. *Thump Thump Thump Squik Squik Squik*

"Laura Don't Share (And I Don't Care)"
"You Don't Need a Weatherman"

[enid602]

33. title

From Uranus to the Oval Office; diary of a White House Call Boy.

[mrcheerful]

34. GW packed my fudge and then set the dogs on me.

[jmowreader]

47. Gannon was the fudge-packer

And apparently he's very good at it.

[Taxloss]

35. "Ball The President's Men" n/t

[YDogg]

37. LOL!

Sweet Jeebus, that's funny!

[hatrack]

36. "Republican Cocks I Have Sucked"

Hey, I know it's kind of crude, but I think direct is good.

[Lubernaut]

53. Direct indeed!

[Rex]

39. "Monica Did Bill, I Did Bush"

nt

[file83]

46. Jeff Gannon: I make Lewinsky look like Mother Theresa!!

[Rex]

78. From Tripp to Gannon

Mediawhores. Nice makeover!

[Cults4Bush]

40. From Power Whore To Presstitute (How To Top Your Betters and More!) ...

best I could do on short notice.

[goodboy]

41. White House Hiding Spots...How Scotty Helped Me Get on Top..[Of Him] (nt)

[bmbmd]

42. Up The Long and Winding

Muddy Road.

[apple_ridge]

43. The Real Chief of Staff

[Pachamama]

85. "The Real Staff of the Chief" n/t

[Scout1071]

44. "Wanna see my credential?" n/t

[Orrin_73]

59. LOL, that was a good one!!!!

[file83]

45. Shallow Penetration: Jeff Gannon - A Life Story

[ellisonz]

49. The Santorum Agent: An Expose on Republican Politics

[johnnie]

50. Only the questions were soft.

[mokawanis]

51. Keeping a stiff, um, upper lip n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

52. The Right Stiff n/t

[slampoet]

54. I Was a White House MILF

[slampoet]

55. Pitches and Catchers; a Softball Story

[slampoet]

56. Not who I knew Just the Few that I Screw

[slampoet]

57. How to Succeed in Government w/o Swallowing

[underpants]

103. EXCELLENT

well done.

[Catherine Vincent]

58. "Journalism One On One" by Jeff Gannon

[musette_sf]

60. "In Through The Out Door"

[tgnyc]

61. 8 Inches From the Presidency

[tgnyc]

62. Meat: the Press

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

63. "Yank Me, Spank Me, Any Way You Want Me." nt.

[liberal43110]

69. Or......"Yank Me, Spank Me, Any Way You WANK Me."

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

74. Even better...wish I'd thought of that. nt.

[Dark]

64. "George W. Bush. A (very) inside peek at the commander in chief". n/t

[tgnyc]

65. Hard Pass: How I Entered the Seat of Power Through the Back Door

[wtmusic]

73. *splort*

the winner!

[peekaloo]

67. "I Got Your Back (Just Don't Ask For A Reacharound)"

forward by Scott McClellan

[tgnyc]

68. The New Adventures of Curious George

[Ioo]

70. "Pillow Talk" Things I Learned While Mounting Karl

[Tom Joad]

71. Tales of a Media 'Ho

[spooky3]

72. After Midnight in the Rose Garden of Evil--So Good!

[Catrina]

75. How to Screw a Republican In the White House ~ if you must!

[lala_rawraw]

76. All the Presidents Gay Hookers Posing as Journalists?

[SaintLouisBlues]

77. The Pitcher in the Rye

[Spiffarino]

79. Hershey Highway: The Road to the White House

n/t

[Spiffarino]

80. A Pitcher in a Houseful of Catchers: The Jeff Gannon Story

[Spiffarino]

81. Mom Says It's Only Gay If Your Balls Touch

By Scottie "Spokeshole" McClellan

[underpants]

104. LOLFOTFLMAO

[struggle4progress]

82. "It's hard work" eom

[tgnyc]

83. 8" Cut-and-Run: A Reporter's Tail

[Dr Fate]

84. The Bush Man-Date

n/t

[eridani]

86. Actual URL for titles here--

http://www.haloscan.com/comments.php?user=katsiva&comme...

[DarkTirade]

87. Deep Throat II

No gag orders here.

[Festivito]

88. My Turds Blossom, And I Thought They Didn't Stink. nt.

[FSogol]

89. Top Man in the White House n/t

[jarnocan]

90. Roving about the Whitehouse

by G/G the BushINc.'s Professional Prosti/Porn/Press Boy Wonder

[SpiralHawk]

91. My Pet Pervert: Gettin it on with Goatboy

eom

[corksean]

92. Bush on the Couch - Inside the Behind of the President (with apologies to

Dr. Justin A. Frank)

Bushwhacker
How to get (A)Head in Politics
All the President's Se-Men

[laylah]

93. "Bend Over,

I'll Drive"

Jenn

[Hubert Flottz]

94. A fistfull of Dildos...

Polishing the Knobs of Power.
"I Dicked a Dictator"
"I had his agenda hangin'"
"KKKuddling with KKKarl"
The Rise and Fall of "MORALITY"
In Through the Out Door
Fastest Gun in the West Wing
Guided Muscles and Cocked Gannons
Con-cock-ting for Dummies
Ride him Cowboy
Red Stains in the Sunsuit

[Hubert Flottz]

99. My Pet's Gut

Petered Out pResident.
The Porking of Point Men
All the pResident's Men, the'Hard'Way
BushCo and the Blue Veined Throbber
Bobbing Below the Beltway
The Return of Johnson to the Seat Of Power.
KKKarl's Chins wuz my Ball-Park
Political Peckertracks
I Was Always There When The Emperor Had No Clothes
Leapfrog and Liberties
The Poop-Chutes of Politics
The INs and OUTs of Faith Based Fornication
I Was the pResident's Sheep

[izzybeans]

95. "Taking it from the team: Memoirs of my time "IN" the White House"

[NoPasaran]

96. Is That a Press Pass in my Pocket? Or am I just glad to be here?

[meisje]

97. An impostor and a gentleman

[elehhhhna]

100. Jeff Gannon: Reporting Doody, SIR!

[SpiralHawk]

101. A Bow-by-Blow Insiders Account of Doings at the Bush White House

Rioutously funny thread !

[Skidmore]

102. Confessions of a Fluffer Wannabe

[edbermac]

105. "The Devil In Jeff Gannon"

[Hubert Flottz]

106. HARD night in the closet with Tommy D...

War games that really blow the hell out of ya!
Orgy in the Oval Orifice.
Hung Like Karen Hugh!1!11!1
Circle Jerk at 1600
Buggering in Abe's Bedroom
Cornered in the Oval Office
Scottie the Silver Tongued Devil
Dancing With Wolfe
How I played Horsy With The pResident
Undercover in the White House
Blow-viate Is Just A Figure Of Speech

[IronLionZion]

108. Catcher in the Rove

[Catchawave]

109. "Still Laughing All the Way to the Bank"

[Nihil]

110. "How to suck seed in politics"? (n/t)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

111. "Pork Barrel"

Or "Mr. Clean Does It Dirty."

[BuyingThyme]

112. Profiles in Plagiarism

[zorro349]

113. In through the Out Door