Top Ten Reasons There Are No Bush Indictments Coming (poll)

[Faygo Kid]

Poll question: Top Ten Reasons There Are No Bush Indictments Coming (poll)

Poll result (20 votes)
Ahmed Chalabi shocks everyone; is George Washington reincarnated	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Bush avoids issue by reading book about goats to elementary students	(2 votes, 10%)	Vote
Harriet Miers cracks Fitzgerald's skull with bowling ball	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Tom DeLay needs company in his jail cell; asks George to join him in the shower.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Wilma Flintstone is the big story, as she sweeps over South Florida.	(2 votes, 10%)	Vote
Rush falls on his sword; says "Let's address this drug thing front and center"	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Who in the hell could indict "Scooter" with a straight face?	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
They hold hands, sing kum-bay-ah, and problems disappear; hurricanes, too.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
They all are taken to Heaven in the rapture - problem solved.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
"I am NOT a crook" (V sign as the helicopter leaves. . .)	(13 votes, 65%)	Vote

[janedoe]

1. Forgot this one.

Gotta wait for Miers to be sworn in, first. Roberts may need some help. They need to set a precident (i.e. legislate a new law) that no sitting president can be indicted. While they're at it, they may as well make it official, that Bush is above the law and nothing can remove him from office.

Wait... wrong nightmare.