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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:54 PM
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Compose a haiku about the current state of the U.S.
Here's mine...

Neocon dreams die
extinguished by the tears of
a billion children
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:57 PM
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1. Hey Bush!
Fuck you!

Haiku.
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:57 PM
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2. And mine ...
Karl Rove in deep shit;
motherfucker broke the law?
I guess we'll find out.
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:00 PM
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3. Another ...
Indictments today?
Bush in fetal position.
The culture of life?
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TalkingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:00 PM
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4. Hi koo
Aspens turning, soon
complete the cycle of life
and death. It is done.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:02 PM
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5. Chimp licks lips,
Ape-man falls off throne.
National shame.
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:03 PM
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6. And another ...
Judy Miller grins;
Fitzgerald has her ball sack.
Did she tell the truth?
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:03 PM
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7. My try...
There once was a nation 'kicked ass!
With rights for the first and the last.
But then came some phonies,
(With jobs for their cronies)
And now that proud nation has passed.

Whoops, came for the haikus, left nothing but this stupid limmerick.
;)
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:05 PM
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8. My contributions:
Government of Whores
Liars, Killers and yes, Thieves
Vote the bastards out

and:

George W Bush
The Little Shit Imbecile
Naked Emperor

and:

How stupid must one
Be to believe the filthy
Lies of Neo-Cons?
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:06 PM
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9. One more ...
Say it loud and proud!
"Bush is not my president."
Don't forget Poland.
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:08 PM
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10. BFEE Haiku


Indictments come down
Must distract the media
Run for cover now!

:yoiks:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:10 PM
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11. Okay; one more.
"Did Bush know Rove's Role?"
Chris Matthews seems pissed tonight;
Has he seen enough?
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:14 PM
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12. In honor of the WSOP.
Patrick Fitzgerald,
playing it close to the vest;
Is it royal flush?
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:16 PM
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13. I promise I'll stop now.
I love me haiku;
reminds me of the saying,
"I love you long time."
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:18 PM
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14. I couldn't help myself.
Karl Rove will be pwned.
Will his garage be empty
while he is in jail?
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:19 PM
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15. haiku you, too! I have one in cartoon form, not very funny, though
my haiku, published September 20, 2005, on the state of America

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/neillisst/neillisst/seri...
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:28 PM
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16. aight, bob weaver, just wrote this one for your thread ...
Outsourcing - war - debt
a perfect storm of trouble
Chimpy reigns supreme
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AntiFascist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:28 PM
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17. ...

Seasons often change
The aspens have turned at once;
has mockingbird drowned?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:28 PM
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18. For N.O. and the Gulf Coast.
After Katrina,
it's clear that the Chimperor
hasn't any clothes.
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