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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:51 PM
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Jeff Gannon/Guckert says Matthews is having spontaneous orgasms
on his show every night while contemplating the downfall of Rove and the Bush administration.

LOL. :)
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:51 PM
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1. Well, I guess he would know.
:puke:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:52 PM
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2. DOH!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:55 PM
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5. BWAHAHAHA
beat me to it!!!!!

on an aside: Tweets is lovin' this shit :D
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:53 PM
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3. cool --
i wish i could have spontaneous orgasms.

is this something i'm supposed to be worried about?

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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:58 PM
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11. it's an orgasmic pandemic!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:00 PM
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14. is there a shot for this?
and just where do they administer said shot :)
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Weembo Donating Member (324 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:01 PM
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15. Watch out for the avian spontaneous orgasms!!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:12 PM
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16. Orgasmic Pandemic. I might just embroider it on all of the tea towels.
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 05:12 PM by Fridays Child
It's that good. :smoke:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:22 PM
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19. heee
:blush:
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:14 PM
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17. The world would be a better place!
eom
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:53 PM
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4. Is Gannon implying the Matthews is a bottom, or a top?
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 04:54 PM by SpiralHawk
I always get so confused about these things.

How did a male prostitute get warmly welcomed into the Bush White House for 200 visits (according to the offical Secret Service records)?

Bush is "commander in chief." He must know. Running a "tight ship" and all that.
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Catrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:57 PM
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8. Maybe the Supreme Court nominee
has the answer to that question? Wasn't she, Meiers, in charge of handing out press passes at that time? I hope someone on the committee asks her that question!
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:56 PM
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20. yes, it seems to be the case that Miers approved the male prostitute's
"press" pass into the Holy of Holies, the Bush White House.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:56 PM
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6. Gannon/Guckert still gets TV gigs...?
after being exposed as a big phoney? Oy vey.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:58 PM
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10. I got it from his blog.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:56 PM
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7. Funny how the Left thinks he is Right and the Right thinks he is left
He must be a moderate.

Rush was talking the same way about him today, how he could pull a Chris Matthews in regard to Hillary's possible involvement in fundraising.

Gee, I thought Chris thought Dubya was kinda spiffy.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:57 PM
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9. Chris was panting over Bush's package when he
did that ignorant "Mission Accomplished" thing.

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:59 PM
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12. A Gannonasm ..well he's the expert
:)
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 04:59 PM
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13. Mr. "8 Inches Uncut" is mad that he is not being paid for those orgasms.
How many of Gannon's White House sex clients will be indicted? I'm guessing at least two and maybe four.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:18 PM
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18. They're called Happy Meals in Guckerts world of depravity.
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