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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:07 PM
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Bill O'Reilly Hires Bodyguards, May Retire
:rofl: My God, I can't stop laughing today...

"Now it's so bad that I spend an enormous amount of money protecting myself against evil," declares Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, who says his enemies have become so vicious that he's mulling retiring from his top-rated TV show.

He has also hired bodyguards to protect himself.

The liberal media establishment is mostly behind the rising tide of hatred because "it can't marginalize me," O'Reilly told Newsday's Verne Gay in a rare interview published Tuesday.

Gay writes: "Almost exactly a year since he settled a sexual harassment lawsuit with former Fox News producer Andrea Mackris, the embattled life of O'Reilly has become an increasingly strange and scary one."

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noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:08 PM
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1. O'Reilly finds people desperate enough to take a bullet for him
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 05:10 PM by noahmijo
That outta be the headline :)


Stated Bill's new bodyguard #2: "Well work's been tough to find ever since The Sopranos ended season 5. I'm looking forward to getting back to my old gig as soon as Chase calls me back for my regular job when season 6 comes out sometime next year.

Till then I gotta be ready to take a bullet for this prick and no way in hell I'm gonna jump if they aim for that stupid head of his"
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:08 PM
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2. He is out of his mind, literally. He's 5 years away from walking around
"Levittown" in his bathrobe yelling at parking meters.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:12 PM
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11. LOL - Charming image
But it's really not different from what he is doing now - except for the bathrobe.

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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:08 PM
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3. If he's protecting himself from evil
I assume he's removed all the mirrors from his home.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:09 PM
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:09 PM
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4. Poor bill. He cant help it.
He was born with his foot in his mouth.

Now hes worried all that hate rhetoric hes been pushing is coming back to haunt him.

I feel nothing but disdain for him.
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whatever4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:15 PM
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14. I think you're right
When you said "Now hes worried all that hate rhetoric hes been pushing is coming back to haunt him", he sure looked that way on Daily Show.

I hope that's how he feels. I feeling nothing but disdain too, that's it exactly. Disdain.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:18 PM
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31. Only time he opens his mouth?? To change feet
:)
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:10 PM
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5. why doesnt he hire superman?
Wouldnt that be the best way to fight "evil"? :rofl:
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:11 PM
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6. In other words his ratings are way down and he and faux...
Want to save face LOL
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:11 PM
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7. Now we aim for hannity and rush
these dudes have it comin'
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:11 PM
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8. Bill ... you have made your own bed



Don't complain because you have to sleep in it.

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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:11 PM
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9. I smell a suicide note or drug/alcohol addiction coming soon.
He is showing all the paranoid, lashing out signs.

I would feel pity, then I realize is' O'Reilly we're talking about and I laugh my ass off and wonder if I should pen a letter telling him to "shut up, shut up, just shut up" and that he should cut his own mic permanently.

Please retire, asshole!
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:13 PM
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13. I smell a falafel.
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ArbustoBuster Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:50 PM
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27. Ewww!
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:11 PM
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10. Bullies are often paranoid... obviously Bully O'Reilly falls in line n/t
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:12 PM
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12. My brother came home...
last night and my wife and I were watching the Daily Show, and he was so upset that he was on, I had to tell him to relax. He was so confrontational on that show last night. He seem genuinely pissed off about the Colbert Report. This guy really does need to get over himself.
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Lubernaut Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:22 PM
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18. Seemed like the thing that pissed him off most
about the Colbert Report is that his name is French!

The thought of his book for kids is sickening.
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:31 PM
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20. EXACTLY!
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 05:31 PM by mduffy31
...The other thing that must piss him off is the fact that he also pronounces Report as re-pour like his name, genius.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:15 PM
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15. oh... poor little Willy.. I thought you was a big tough guy
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 05:15 PM by notadmblnd
not afeard of anything. You're old enough to know that having a big mouth will eventually get you into trouble... SO DEAL WIT IT! :nopity:
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cornermouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:21 PM
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16. How strange.
Is he paranoid?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:22 PM
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17. Bill O'Reilly Eats Shit, Dies
Film at 11.
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:26 PM
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19. These neocons didnt mind when they were destroying
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 05:26 PM by Ksec
americans way of life by whoring for the corporations , outsourcing and fighting against a min wage hike. They didnt care about the downtrodden and poverty their policies have brought with them. It was to each his own . If you aint rich, then tough shit, they said.

Now they want us to show compassion for them. Not hardly bill.
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sofa king Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:33 PM
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21. Kill Dild
I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to harm anyone. That's my damned problem, and in a larger sense, it's our problem as Democrats.

The parade of GOP scandals has now bled into one another well enough to see that all of them are interrelated, and it is becoming a distinct possibility that American blood is on their hands.

I'm talking about Mohammed Atta showing up on Jack Abramoff's boat on September 5, 2001, a week before the terrorist attacks.

I'm talking about Judith Miller writing a piece on chemical weapons facilities inside the United States just three weeks before the anthrax letters went out.

I'm talking about the intellectual force behind the Bush Administration setting their sights on the invasion of Iraq starting in 1998, and then magically turning that objective into a reality without a single shred of valid evidence or justification.

Thousands of Americans murdered to pave the way for a political platform.

Dild O'Reilly goes to bat for those people every single fucking day. He's defending these murderers, and profiting grandly from that defense.

But I don't want to kill Dild. I don't want to hurt him. I want him to realize the error of his ways, to be consumed by the magnitude of the crimes he has facilitated.

I want him to prostrate himself before the public and beg forgiveness for helping to kill people by keeping the public misinformed.

I know he won't, but that's what I want to do to Dild: I want to make him feel REMORSE.
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:37 PM
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23. say WHAT?
"I'm talking about Mohammed Atta showing up on Jack Abramoff's boat on September 5, 2001, a week before the terrorist attacks."

i must have missed a memo. could you elucidate?
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:49 PM
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26. If Mohammed Atta showed up on Abramoff's boat...
By God, I want to know!
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belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:48 PM
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25. Ultimately, we all do I think, but: can't get blood from a stone.
Which is why eventually people start calling for the bodily stuff as an appeasement. That's how vengeance works, I'm afraid...
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:53 PM
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28. Hes blaming it on the left . Were Evil...
Thats how he'll proceed. Blame lefty. Thats always how they operate.

Its projecting. If everything did an about face tomorrow they would be tripping all over themselves to be the ones shoveling the dirt onto lefties grave.
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alcibiades_mystery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:36 PM
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22. O'Reilly has the same personality as Saddam Hussein
His enemies are const5antly attacking him. He needs bodyguards and a vast security apparatus. He flashes out in anger at those who oppose him. Bill O'Reilly is the Western analogue of Hussein.

His disgraceful performance last night on the Daily Show was typical of his paranoid, blustering idiocy.

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oregonindy Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:39 PM
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24. hope his vacation is a long walk off a short pier with cement shoes
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 05:56 PM
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29. thanks
this thread made me laugh. What a weenie he is.... :rofl:
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 06:11 PM
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30. Quitter
Loser.
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